Curtiss Frisle
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My pitch for Austin Powers 4. In the year 2027, an evil genius returns to wreak havoc and a spy that was frozen in 1997 is unthawed to thwart the villain. They seek the help from Austin and we get a reverse dynamic of the first film.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My pitch for Austin Powers 4. In the year 2027, an evil genius returns to wreak havoc and a spy that was frozen in 1997 is unthawed to thwart the villain. They seek the help from Austin and we get a reverse dynamic of the first film.
You haven’t lived until you’ve run out of toilet paper in someone you don’t know very well’s house and you have to solve that conundrum.
September 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You haven’t lived until you’ve run out of toilet paper in someone you don’t know very well’s house and you have to solve that conundrum.
Remember those shoes that were also roller skates? Do they still make those, but for grown ups? I’ve always wanted a pair, but I have bigger feet now.
August 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Remember those shoes that were also roller skates? Do they still make those, but for grown ups? I’ve always wanted a pair, but I have bigger feet now.
I don’t know why, but I really like saying “Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi.”
July 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don’t know why, but I really like saying “Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi.”
Back in my day, if you wanted a lava lamp, you had to sell 40 magazine subscriptions to family and friends.
May 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Back in my day, if you wanted a lava lamp, you had to sell 40 magazine subscriptions to family and friends.
Adulting at the bookstore in London.
May 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Adulting at the bookstore in London.
Randomly in London at the same time as my buddy, Sean, and we were lucky enough to schedule a hang.
May 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Randomly in London at the same time as my buddy, Sean, and we were lucky enough to schedule a hang.
In less than one month, the new administration has completely ruined the lyrics to “Pink Houses” by John Mellencamp.
“…And vacation down at the Gulf of America” completely ruins the rhyming scheme.
Unforgivable.
“…And vacation down at the Gulf of America” completely ruins the rhyming scheme.
Unforgivable.
February 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In less than one month, the new administration has completely ruined the lyrics to “Pink Houses” by John Mellencamp.
“…And vacation down at the Gulf of America” completely ruins the rhyming scheme.
Unforgivable.
“…And vacation down at the Gulf of America” completely ruins the rhyming scheme.
Unforgivable.
I remember hearing “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba in the Home Alone 3 trailer and thinking we about to see the greatest Home Alone yet.
February 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I remember hearing “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba in the Home Alone 3 trailer and thinking we about to see the greatest Home Alone yet.
Me: (just sitting there)
…..
(“Goodbye Earl” by The Chicks starts playing in my head)
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(“Goodbye Earl” by The Chicks starts playing in my head)
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Me: (just sitting there)
…..
(“Goodbye Earl” by The Chicks starts playing in my head)
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(“Goodbye Earl” by The Chicks starts playing in my head)
Does anyone else get super paranoid when you forget to wish someone happy birthday? I just picture them sitting there scrolling through the Facebook auto posts and seeing mine isn’t there and then plotting their revenge. I’m so screwed.
January 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Does anyone else get super paranoid when you forget to wish someone happy birthday? I just picture them sitting there scrolling through the Facebook auto posts and seeing mine isn’t there and then plotting their revenge. I’m so screwed.
My superpowers #1:
I can, without fail, tie an almost untangleable knot… but only when I’m trying to untie my shoes.
I can, without fail, tie an almost untangleable knot… but only when I’m trying to untie my shoes.
January 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My superpowers #1:
I can, without fail, tie an almost untangleable knot… but only when I’m trying to untie my shoes.
I can, without fail, tie an almost untangleable knot… but only when I’m trying to untie my shoes.
Do the makers of stickers that go on fruit have any competition? Because I feel like they could be improved and I think I could be the one to do it.
January 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Do the makers of stickers that go on fruit have any competition? Because I feel like they could be improved and I think I could be the one to do it.
I know we’re all thinking it, so I’ll just say it…
‘Small World’ is a very underrated album from Huey Lewis & the News.
‘Small World’ is a very underrated album from Huey Lewis & the News.
January 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I know we’re all thinking it, so I’ll just say it…
‘Small World’ is a very underrated album from Huey Lewis & the News.
‘Small World’ is a very underrated album from Huey Lewis & the News.
No one: …
That annoying couple: (walks around with their hands in each other’s back pockets)
That annoying couple: (walks around with their hands in each other’s back pockets)
December 18, 2024 at 9:37 PM
No one: …
That annoying couple: (walks around with their hands in each other’s back pockets)
That annoying couple: (walks around with their hands in each other’s back pockets)
Dodge.
Duck.
Dip.
Dive.
Dodge.
Duck.
Dip.
Dive.
Dodge.
December 18, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Dodge.
Duck.
Dip.
Dive.
Dodge.
Duck.
Dip.
Dive.
Dodge.
For the rest of eternity, is toilet paper really the best we can do to clean our butts after a poop? Have we given up post-poop innovation as a species? I’m fairly confident there must be something better out there.
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 AM
For the rest of eternity, is toilet paper really the best we can do to clean our butts after a poop? Have we given up post-poop innovation as a species? I’m fairly confident there must be something better out there.
When you eat waffles, do you have to fill each little divot with syrup or else your whole family will die like me?
December 9, 2024 at 6:01 PM
When you eat waffles, do you have to fill each little divot with syrup or else your whole family will die like me?
Remember when Super Shredder collapsed a dock on himself?
What a goofus.
What a goofus.
December 9, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Remember when Super Shredder collapsed a dock on himself?
What a goofus.
What a goofus.
If you didn’t come here to find other like-minded people to discuss the seminal 2000 album “Who Let the Dogs Out” by the Baha Men, you can just show yourself to the door right now.
December 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM
If you didn’t come here to find other like-minded people to discuss the seminal 2000 album “Who Let the Dogs Out” by the Baha Men, you can just show yourself to the door right now.