Curtis Kingsley
@curtiskingsley.bsky.social
A ridiculous human being. Writer for ComedyCentral, vh1, TruTV and a few others. Sometimes I act on things like Sharknado, The Orville, General Hospital, NFL Network, MTV
Instagram- @Curtis.Kingsley
Instagram- @Curtis.Kingsley
Seems strange to put these on the shelf next to each other…
October 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Seems strange to put these on the shelf next to each other…
Get you a girl who surprises you with expensive gifts. #sugarmama
February 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Get you a girl who surprises you with expensive gifts. #sugarmama
Dollar Store Pregnancy Test- When you kind of want to know if you might be pregnant maybe.
February 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dollar Store Pregnancy Test- When you kind of want to know if you might be pregnant maybe.
Ralph’s Grocery Store -“Hey what day is it?”
Common Sense Person- “January 23rd”
Ralph’s Grocery Store- *Hurries to put out the St. Patrick’s Day food
@ralphsgrocery.bsky.social
Common Sense Person- “January 23rd”
Ralph’s Grocery Store- *Hurries to put out the St. Patrick’s Day food
@ralphsgrocery.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ralph’s Grocery Store -“Hey what day is it?”
Common Sense Person- “January 23rd”
Ralph’s Grocery Store- *Hurries to put out the St. Patrick’s Day food
@ralphsgrocery.bsky.social
Common Sense Person- “January 23rd”
Ralph’s Grocery Store- *Hurries to put out the St. Patrick’s Day food
@ralphsgrocery.bsky.social
My algorithm- “Let’s mess with him, just to see if he does it.”
My ads -
My ads -
January 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My algorithm- “Let’s mess with him, just to see if he does it.”
My ads -
My ads -
“How come you keep cutting your fingers?”
“Because I can’t see the knives, Jeff. I CAN’T SEE THE KNIVES!!!”
“Because I can’t see the knives, Jeff. I CAN’T SEE THE KNIVES!!!”
November 21, 2024 at 3:22 AM
“How come you keep cutting your fingers?”
“Because I can’t see the knives, Jeff. I CAN’T SEE THE KNIVES!!!”
“Because I can’t see the knives, Jeff. I CAN’T SEE THE KNIVES!!!”