QT and Whataburger? Sign me up!
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
QT and Whataburger? Sign me up!
The Onion has become a mainstream news organization, not a satire site. Too effing real.
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The Onion has become a mainstream news organization, not a satire site. Too effing real.
Love me a little Texas Paul.
I've said this before, but imma be pissed when he gets 30 days of flags at half mast. The same number of days as decent presidents like Jimmy Carter.
I've said this before, but imma be pissed when he gets 30 days of flags at half mast. The same number of days as decent presidents like Jimmy Carter.
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Love me a little Texas Paul.
I've said this before, but imma be pissed when he gets 30 days of flags at half mast. The same number of days as decent presidents like Jimmy Carter.
I've said this before, but imma be pissed when he gets 30 days of flags at half mast. The same number of days as decent presidents like Jimmy Carter.
No, the cartoon characters are both too good looking.
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
No, the cartoon characters are both too good looking.
I avoid it because of the raisins.
January 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I avoid it because of the raisins.
Tab. Fresca. Checkmate.
January 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Tab. Fresca. Checkmate.
You can use the calculator to see how the federal minimum wage should have changed to keep up with inflation. If indexed with inflation it should be about $11/hr today, from $7.25 in 2009.
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You can use the calculator to see how the federal minimum wage should have changed to keep up with inflation. If indexed with inflation it should be about $11/hr today, from $7.25 in 2009.
In the UK at least they encourage the vaccine for both boys and girls, and they have a pretty decent vaccination rate compared to the US, but below the 90% needed to eliminate the cancer.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In the UK at least they encourage the vaccine for both boys and girls, and they have a pretty decent vaccination rate compared to the US, but below the 90% needed to eliminate the cancer.
In the US, far too many parents won't get their daughters vaccinated because "it will encourage them to be promiscuous." They won't vaccinate their sons because "it's of no benefit to them." So we'll never see that happen here in the states.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In the US, far too many parents won't get their daughters vaccinated because "it will encourage them to be promiscuous." They won't vaccinate their sons because "it's of no benefit to them." So we'll never see that happen here in the states.
It's one of those derogatory phrases that I just recently learned, and would have been happy to have lived my entire life not knowing it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's one of those derogatory phrases that I just recently learned, and would have been happy to have lived my entire life not knowing it.
"Donald is not the world's most powerful person. The last person to speak to Donald is the world's most powerful person".
Scary because it's true.
Scary because it's true.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"Donald is not the world's most powerful person. The last person to speak to Donald is the world's most powerful person".
Scary because it's true.
Scary because it's true.
Will you change your name to Larry Niven?
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Will you change your name to Larry Niven?
Where's the data that they stole?
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Where's the data that they stole?
My '02 F150 did that with interior lights.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My '02 F150 did that with interior lights.
They don't want help from the guy who caused it, they want a bailout from the taxpayers, while insisting that they hate "socialism."
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
They don't want help from the guy who caused it, they want a bailout from the taxpayers, while insisting that they hate "socialism."
Next they'll be banning homogenized milk.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Next they'll be banning homogenized milk.
I remember watching Netflix on DSL that, on a good day, topped out at 3.5Mbps. You spoiled young whipper snappers!
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I remember watching Netflix on DSL that, on a good day, topped out at 3.5Mbps. You spoiled young whipper snappers!
I don't know if this is actually a good thing. I read that they redrew based on how Trump performed in 2024 and that the new map might actually result in gains by Democrats.
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don't know if this is actually a good thing. I read that they redrew based on how Trump performed in 2024 and that the new map might actually result in gains by Democrats.
It still chaps my ass that, when he dies, he'll get 30 days of flags at half mast, just like decent presidents like Carter. And with his health the way it is, it may not be too far in the future. He is a cancer to this Republic.
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It still chaps my ass that, when he dies, he'll get 30 days of flags at half mast, just like decent presidents like Carter. And with his health the way it is, it may not be too far in the future. He is a cancer to this Republic.
Obviously McDonald's CEO needs to be paid more, so they can also be paid over 1,000x. Is no one looking out for our CEOs!
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Obviously McDonald's CEO needs to be paid more, so they can also be paid over 1,000x. Is no one looking out for our CEOs!