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Curtis Wilde
@curtis.wilde.one
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Dad to boys, well married, old man yelling at the (AWS) cloud, usually in Java
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#nokings #utah #slc
October 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Wow, someone should make a movie based on this idea
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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All the incels convinced that when “antifa” is defeated women will finally have no choice but to sleep with them
You Guys are Getting Paid Meme: “Antifa have girlfriends?”
October 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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AKA The Virtual Private Network Monologues
“Tron Guy” Jay Maynard
October 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Goose meme, the goose asking broken by who?!
September 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Monty Python phrase book sketch: “My hovercraft is full of eels”
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The only portrait that’s ever going to hang in my home
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July 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld speaking with a conversation bubble coming from his mouth as if he’s speaking the words in the quoted post
July 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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If only there had been any (literal) signs that this was going to happen
White women holding “mass deportation now!” signs at the republican convention
June 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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If the first king of any country was by election, that likewise establishes a precedent for the next; for to say, that the right of all future generations is taken away, by the act of the first electors, in their choice not only of a king but of a family of kings for ever, hath no parallel in or out of scripture but the doctrine of original sin, which supposes the free will of all men lost in Adam; and from such comparison, and it will admit of no other, hereditary succession can derive no glory.
April 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Caillou shocked face
April 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The crowd was small but mighty in Provo, Utah
#handsoff #utpol
April 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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1. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
2. watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
3. Inspected an eyeball manufacturing facility
4. Beat my boss at chess
5. Jumped across rooftops in the rain

Goal for this quarter: more life
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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“It was always like this. People trying to get their work done even while atrocities were blooming around them.” — Leviathan Falls (The Expanse Book 9) by James S. A. Corey https://a.co/49hIOtg
February 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Moments like these were opportunities. They could bring new alliances, new empathy, a new and broader sense of being together in a single human tribe. Or they could be the poison that ran through human minds for decades to come and welcomed ancient wars onto new and bloody battlefields.
January 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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“Eyes wide, Marly watched the uncounted things swing past. A yellowing kid glove, the faceted crystal stopper from some vial of vanished perfume, an armless doll with a face of French porcelain, a fat, gold-fitted black fountain pen, rectangular segments of perf board, the crumpled red and green snake of a silk cravat . . . Endless, the slow swarm, the spinning things . . . Jones tumbled up through the silent storm, laughing, grabbing an arm tipped with a glue gun. “Always makes me want to laugh, to see it. But the boxes always make me sad . . .” “Yes,” she said, “they make me sad, too. But there are sadnesses and sadnesses . . .” “Quite right.” He grinned. “No way to make it go, though. Guess the spirit has to move it, or anyway that’s how old Wig has it. He used to come out here a lot. I think the voices are stronger for him here. But lately they’ve been talking to him wherever, it seems like . . .”” — Count Zero (Sprawl Trilogy Book 2) by William Gibson https://a.co/0pM5ReE
January 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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So true! I was hanging out in a Tokyu Hands store before one of his shows once in Tokyo, turns out he was too! He was absolutely gracious about being accosted for this pic
Tony levin and a much younger, skinnier me smiling for a photo in a Tokyu hands department store
January 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Can’t tax it if they don’t get it

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Guy tapping his head meme
December 6, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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I voted!

Fun fact: deep-red Utah embraced vote by mail in 2104 preemptively putting the lie to all of trump era BS
October 29, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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October 10, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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140,460

Maybe more impressive in a few years? At this point I think it just means I joined before Brazil was knocked off X
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September 16, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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The old man’s a lot less grumpy when he’s about to get dinner
September 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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California forest fire smoke in the Utah air tonight
Dull, red-orange half moon
September 12, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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Hey look, it’s another test to remind me I’m colorblind
Your boundary is at hue 178, bluer than 78% of the population. For you, turquoise is green.
September 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Our old man found a perfect spot while the people played in the river:
✅shade
✅soft spot not on dirt
✅resource guarding
White chihuahua dog lying in the shadow of a log on top of a multicolored backpack, the ground beneath the backpack is covered in rocks
September 3, 2024 at 12:41 AM