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Okay, let's kick this off with the first tweet I ever posted that went viral enough to come back to me as a meme...
Sitcom idea: He's a down-on-his-luck coke dealer. She's a cheap prostitute with a heart of gold. I'll call it "Blow by Blow".
March 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sitcom idea: He's a down-on-his-luck coke dealer. She's a cheap prostitute with a heart of gold. I'll call it "Blow by Blow".
Charlie Brown would come to regret many things in life, but none more so than turning down that three-way with Marci and Peppermint Patty.
February 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Charlie Brown would come to regret many things in life, but none more so than turning down that three-way with Marci and Peppermint Patty.
Somebody should print off a copy of the Internet, you know, just in case civilization collapses, it'll be nice to have a hard copy.
February 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Somebody should print off a copy of the Internet, you know, just in case civilization collapses, it'll be nice to have a hard copy.
The real question is, WHY was Sister Christian motoring?
February 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The real question is, WHY was Sister Christian motoring?
Do you suppose Jesus, back when he was still a carpenter, you know, before he became a televangelist, do you suppose he was ever hammering away at work one day, and just stopped and said "man, I've got to get out of carpentry, hammering nails will be the death of me"...
January 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Do you suppose Jesus, back when he was still a carpenter, you know, before he became a televangelist, do you suppose he was ever hammering away at work one day, and just stopped and said "man, I've got to get out of carpentry, hammering nails will be the death of me"...
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
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Speaking of healthcare. Let's make @bsky.app the platform that fights misinformation. Some great follows are @drsusanoliver.bsky.social @jsm2334.bsky.social @therealtruther.bsky.social
Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home
Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Speaking of healthcare. Let's make @bsky.app the platform that fights misinformation. Some great follows are @drsusanoliver.bsky.social @jsm2334.bsky.social @therealtruther.bsky.social
Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home
Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home
FB post "Any idea on what a mom can do from home?"
Apparently "prostitution" was not an appropriate response.
Apparently "prostitution" was not an appropriate response.
January 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
FB post "Any idea on what a mom can do from home?"
Apparently "prostitution" was not an appropriate response.
Apparently "prostitution" was not an appropriate response.
The espresso machine was out of water. It made a lot of noise, but ultimately produced nothing. Much like some people I know...
January 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The espresso machine was out of water. It made a lot of noise, but ultimately produced nothing. Much like some people I know...
Seems to me that's an entirely different sort of social media...
January 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Seems to me that's an entirely different sort of social media...
A few days ago I decided I would not comment on the actions of convicted felons on this platform. It reminds me of pre-2015 Twitter, and I kinda like it, and wanna keep it that way.
But DAMN it's hard to do.
If you are interested, I am holding myself to no such restriction over on FB.
But DAMN it's hard to do.
If you are interested, I am holding myself to no such restriction over on FB.
January 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A few days ago I decided I would not comment on the actions of convicted felons on this platform. It reminds me of pre-2015 Twitter, and I kinda like it, and wanna keep it that way.
But DAMN it's hard to do.
If you are interested, I am holding myself to no such restriction over on FB.
But DAMN it's hard to do.
If you are interested, I am holding myself to no such restriction over on FB.
You know that flippy move where the sheet billows up real high then floats gently down to the bed. Well, I forgot about the ceiling fan...
January 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You know that flippy move where the sheet billows up real high then floats gently down to the bed. Well, I forgot about the ceiling fan...
It's funny how stage people won't say the name "Macbeth." They call it "the Scottish play." I wonder if other industries have this. Like maybe TV people won't say "Joannie Loves Chachi"
January 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It's funny how stage people won't say the name "Macbeth." They call it "the Scottish play." I wonder if other industries have this. Like maybe TV people won't say "Joannie Loves Chachi"
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“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social
Beelzebug and The Waitress, a short play in three acts...
ACT III
Okay, so... he lied to you when he said he would pull out. Seriously? his freakin name was Beelzebub, what did you expect?
FIN
ACT III
Okay, so... he lied to you when he said he would pull out. Seriously? his freakin name was Beelzebub, what did you expect?
FIN
January 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Beelzebug and The Waitress, a short play in three acts...
ACT III
Okay, so... he lied to you when he said he would pull out. Seriously? his freakin name was Beelzebub, what did you expect?
FIN
ACT III
Okay, so... he lied to you when he said he would pull out. Seriously? his freakin name was Beelzebub, what did you expect?
FIN
Beelzebub and The Waitress, a short play in three acts...
ACT II
Sure, Beelzebub was the Dark Lord of the Underworld, the Destroyer of Souls. But his car was bitchin, and she kinda digged his bad-boy feel.
ACT II
Sure, Beelzebub was the Dark Lord of the Underworld, the Destroyer of Souls. But his car was bitchin, and she kinda digged his bad-boy feel.
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Beelzebub and The Waitress, a short play in three acts...
ACT II
Sure, Beelzebub was the Dark Lord of the Underworld, the Destroyer of Souls. But his car was bitchin, and she kinda digged his bad-boy feel.
ACT II
Sure, Beelzebub was the Dark Lord of the Underworld, the Destroyer of Souls. But his car was bitchin, and she kinda digged his bad-boy feel.
Beelzebub and The Waitress, a short play in three acts...
ACT I
I like my coffee like my soul: cold, black, bitter... (Beelzebub, in a diner, flirting with his waitress.)
ACT I
I like my coffee like my soul: cold, black, bitter... (Beelzebub, in a diner, flirting with his waitress.)
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Beelzebub and The Waitress, a short play in three acts...
ACT I
I like my coffee like my soul: cold, black, bitter... (Beelzebub, in a diner, flirting with his waitress.)
ACT I
I like my coffee like my soul: cold, black, bitter... (Beelzebub, in a diner, flirting with his waitress.)
Haikus are stupid,
And the words don't even rhyme.
Why would you do that?
And the words don't even rhyme.
Why would you do that?
January 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Haikus are stupid,
And the words don't even rhyme.
Why would you do that?
And the words don't even rhyme.
Why would you do that?
When I said "bloody mary" is a vegetable, I meant the drink. I'm very sorry to hear about your cousin Mary who was beaten and left in a coma. #BalancedDiet
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When I said "bloody mary" is a vegetable, I meant the drink. I'm very sorry to hear about your cousin Mary who was beaten and left in a coma. #BalancedDiet
I'm combing through old tweets, looking for anything vaguely worth repeating.
Unfortunately X history only goes back to 2017, and my better stuff occured BCF (Before the Convicted Felon, i.e. < June 16, 2015) So I'm looking to other sources, e.g. cross-posts to FB.)
Anywho, hope you enjoy.
Unfortunately X history only goes back to 2017, and my better stuff occured BCF (Before the Convicted Felon, i.e. < June 16, 2015) So I'm looking to other sources, e.g. cross-posts to FB.)
Anywho, hope you enjoy.
January 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm combing through old tweets, looking for anything vaguely worth repeating.
Unfortunately X history only goes back to 2017, and my better stuff occured BCF (Before the Convicted Felon, i.e. < June 16, 2015) So I'm looking to other sources, e.g. cross-posts to FB.)
Anywho, hope you enjoy.
Unfortunately X history only goes back to 2017, and my better stuff occured BCF (Before the Convicted Felon, i.e. < June 16, 2015) So I'm looking to other sources, e.g. cross-posts to FB.)
Anywho, hope you enjoy.
Okay, let's kick this off with the first tweet I ever posted that went viral enough to come back to me as a meme...
January 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Okay, let's kick this off with the first tweet I ever posted that went viral enough to come back to me as a meme...