Curtin Parloe
@curtinparloe.bsky.social
Raconteur
Administrateur
Auter
Amateur
Chanteur
Fouter
He/him.
When I do gamey stuff it's on curtinparloe.itch.io
Administrateur
Auter
Amateur
Chanteur
Fouter
He/him.
When I do gamey stuff it's on curtinparloe.itch.io
I wish I knew what the other zones looked like. I could be surprisingly sartorial without realising.
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I wish I knew what the other zones looked like. I could be surprisingly sartorial without realising.
Sad news.
Raising a glass to the man who brought disco to the 25th century and (according to my wife) taught me how to dance.
youtu.be/gQm8MxgCGws?...
Raising a glass to the man who brought disco to the 25th century and (according to my wife) taught me how to dance.
youtu.be/gQm8MxgCGws?...
Buck Rogers Dancing
YouTube video by Wayne Elias
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Sad news.
Raising a glass to the man who brought disco to the 25th century and (according to my wife) taught me how to dance.
youtu.be/gQm8MxgCGws?...
Raising a glass to the man who brought disco to the 25th century and (according to my wife) taught me how to dance.
youtu.be/gQm8MxgCGws?...
You can be sad any time of year, but at Christmas there's so much pressure to not be, that you have all that guilt on top.
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You can be sad any time of year, but at Christmas there's so much pressure to not be, that you have all that guilt on top.
I'll let you know on the next one...
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'll let you know on the next one...
I can't help thinking it would have been more apt if they'd put "TIINE"
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I can't help thinking it would have been more apt if they'd put "TIINE"
I'm still in the running for Short on Personality of the Year.
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm still in the running for Short on Personality of the Year.
My favourite examples, however, ended up hoodwinking people - BBC's Ghostwatch, Orson Welles' War Of The Worlds, and Die Wahrheit über Hänsel und Gretel (The Truth About Hansel and Gretel) by Hans Traxler.
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My favourite examples, however, ended up hoodwinking people - BBC's Ghostwatch, Orson Welles' War Of The Worlds, and Die Wahrheit über Hänsel und Gretel (The Truth About Hansel and Gretel) by Hans Traxler.
Back in the day, loads of videogame manuals were framed in this way - Elite's (1984) manual is a user guide for your new Cobra Mk III, while the in-flight magazine that came with Starship Titanic is fabulous...
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Back in the day, loads of videogame manuals were framed in this way - Elite's (1984) manual is a user guide for your new Cobra Mk III, while the in-flight magazine that came with Starship Titanic is fabulous...
That's the"bake the rustic loaf" icon.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
That's the"bake the rustic loaf" icon.
I have no patience for GTA's movement mechanic where you can't turn on the spot. Combined with the camera angles I end up having to constantly run round in circles to pick anything up.
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I have no patience for GTA's movement mechanic where you can't turn on the spot. Combined with the camera angles I end up having to constantly run round in circles to pick anything up.
I'm wearing that very same shirt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm wearing that very same shirt.
Back in the day I wore out my copy of Have Your Own Extraterrestrial Adventure by the woefully underrated Douglas Hill.
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Back in the day I wore out my copy of Have Your Own Extraterrestrial Adventure by the woefully underrated Douglas Hill.
You are not doing yourself any good eating meat burgers.
elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall
Alt: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall, shrugging.
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You are not doing yourself any good eating meat burgers.
It's annoying how this is suddenly a discussion after veggie burgers being available for at least thirty years.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It's annoying how this is suddenly a discussion after veggie burgers being available for at least thirty years.
Meat burger patties are filled with fat. They are not healthy. Not sure what point you're trying to make.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Meat burger patties are filled with fat. They are not healthy. Not sure what point you're trying to make.
I got 71. I was so incensed I almost stopped listening to my "complete Beatles recordings" listen.
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I got 71. I was so incensed I almost stopped listening to my "complete Beatles recordings" listen.
Pouring one out for Colin Grigson, the fourth most talented member of Bad News.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Pouring one out for Colin Grigson, the fourth most talented member of Bad News.
I am the kid from that advert and I can confirm that the shrinking and enlarging process ages your body at double the normal rate.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I am the kid from that advert and I can confirm that the shrinking and enlarging process ages your body at double the normal rate.
Well, it was meant to be. One with multiple layers. Like a trifle.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Well, it was meant to be. One with multiple layers. Like a trifle.