Lots of speculation from Graeme Wood here. (Was he trying to make a joke about Canadian treachery?) Reads like a half-hearted attempt at a contrarian take. Will get lots of clicks and the rage he’s baiting.

Joni coming out and stealing all the boys’ lunch money is the best part

I think it’s terrible that Dershowitz is forced to vacation on Martha’s Vineyard.

Me when he said “demos”

Please stop talking about it or they will take them away.

Still do. Soon I’ll teach a lesson where students make fraction strips and I will have the pleasure of cutting construction paper into perfect 1.5” x 12” strips. Best part of the job.

That was the saddest “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” I’ve ever heard.

Why would the DOJ want to talk to someone the DOJ was going to charge with perjury?

I’m just a dumb tourist from the burbs but riding the subway around Manhattan was my teenage daughters’ favorite part of our trip.

We took a cab back to JFK and it was WAY scarier than any subway ride.