Constantine von Hoffman
@curseyoukhan.bsky.social
He/Him. Old journalist raised by drag queens.
Pot calls kettle black while bowling balls rain down on glass house.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pot calls kettle black while bowling balls rain down on glass house.
Prove me wrong.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Prove me wrong.
I'm sure there are also downsides.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm sure there are also downsides.
The leaders of Antifa enjoying themselves.
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The leaders of Antifa enjoying themselves.
The Horst Wessel playbook for their use of poop head as martyr.
September 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Horst Wessel playbook for their use of poop head as martyr.
Antifa in action.
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Antifa in action.
When people ask me why I own guns.
September 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When people ask me why I own guns.
"He was so far out of his depth that the fish had lights on their noses." - Terry Pratchett
August 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"He was so far out of his depth that the fish had lights on their noses." - Terry Pratchett
Want to help out? Try putting up flyers.
July 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Want to help out? Try putting up flyers.
I expect this medical issue to spread quickly among Republicans.
July 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I expect this medical issue to spread quickly among Republicans.
If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason’s and Dixon’s, but between patriotism and intelligence on one side, and superstition, ambition, and ignorance on the other. – Ulysses S. Grant
He nailed it.
He nailed it.
July 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason’s and Dixon’s, but between patriotism and intelligence on one side, and superstition, ambition, and ignorance on the other. – Ulysses S. Grant
He nailed it.
He nailed it.
Roger Williams founded Rhode Island on the separation of church and state. He was a passionate Puritan and a co-founder of the Baptist denomination. He said involvement in government corrupts the church.
June 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Roger Williams founded Rhode Island on the separation of church and state. He was a passionate Puritan and a co-founder of the Baptist denomination. He said involvement in government corrupts the church.
June 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Been thinking a lot about this Hunter S. Thompson quote for some reason.
June 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Been thinking a lot about this Hunter S. Thompson quote for some reason.
The NYC mayoral primary made me think of this Adam Smith quote. It's hard to imagine Smith voting for a socialist, but ranking the socialist #2? That I can imagine.
June 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The NYC mayoral primary made me think of this Adam Smith quote. It's hard to imagine Smith voting for a socialist, but ranking the socialist #2? That I can imagine.
I don't want to see anyone doing this kind of horrible behavior. Pass it around, so people know what not to do
June 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don't want to see anyone doing this kind of horrible behavior. Pass it around, so people know what not to do
Even the harbinger of death says end the genocide.
June 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Even the harbinger of death says end the genocide.
Kids today wouldn't know a foinsapp if it hit them in the face.
June 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Kids today wouldn't know a foinsapp if it hit them in the face.
That's gotta hurt.
June 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
That's gotta hurt.
"Rioters" in LA are playing rock, paper, scissors with members of the National Guard. Now trying to explain rules to the Marines. This could take a while.
June 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Rioters" in LA are playing rock, paper, scissors with members of the National Guard. Now trying to explain rules to the Marines. This could take a while.