Takumi Etou
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Takumi Etou
@cursedpotionista.bsky.social
The Potionista of the Cursed Cafe.
Muse is 23.
#DisneyRP, #MVRP, #VillainRP
Penned by Spud(30+)
Pinned
"Per nequitiam et imaginationem te revlare!

Let's open and serve some legends."
"... More tea."
July 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"... Need more coffee."
July 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"Drinking some tea."
June 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Best, hmm.

On the table goes one Combustea(to breathe fire), one Invisibilitea(to be invisible), one Teletonic(teleportation), and one... oh... Pilfer of Power(Strength Enhancer).

"... I'd say these four are the most popular."

He's pointing out what each one does.
“Oh, I’ll take some of your best potions.” *He then hands him some cash.*
"... Morning, today only we're having a half off sale on brewed potions."
June 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Depends on what you mean by cool, I have a potion that cools your head, a potion that allows Fire Breathing... Invisibility... Strength Booster... Oh, actually, now I've got an idea."

He's making a new Potion.

Frostea.

It'll allow Majora to breathe ice.

"Ta da."
“Coolest potion you got, please!”

He’s slapping rupees on the counter.
"... Morning, today only we're having a half off sale on brewed potions."
June 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
((Posting to spread the potionista out there.))
June 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"... Morning, today only we're having a half off sale on brewed potions."
June 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"... Closing early today."
June 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"... Too quiet."
June 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"... I mean a teletonic could send you to an extremely cold place and back if you picture it."
"Agreed. Do you have any potions to cool someone down?"
"Stop being so hot, weather."
June 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Stop being so hot, weather."
June 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
... I swear, it feels like it's too hot for Hades in here.
June 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"... Sometimes I wonder if I should drink some alcohol."
June 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"... Had to get more coffee."
June 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"... Enjoying some morning coffee."
June 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Drinking my coffee."
June 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"No because the cafe seems to be in a weird dimension.

I'm more worried about the mages."
“Ahhhh. Still frightened by the nukes from my little buddy?”
"... We're open.

Please do not blow up the cafe."
June 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Everyone said that. I couldn't really see with all the smoke."

❝ Flawlessly so, might I add ~ ❞
"I saw her beat Jafar."
June 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"I saw her beat Jafar."
June 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"... Words of advice.

Don't anger Maleficent."
June 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
((I'll do it in four hours after work ends.))
June 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
((Is it time for me to finally make Dreamlight Valley Protag?))
June 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"... Coffee, Tea, Potion?"

He looks at the magic mirror.

"You don't actually help."
June 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"... We're open.

Please do not blow up the cafe."
June 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM