Cursed Kevin
@cursedkevin.bsky.social
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Me consoling my son after the divorce outside Applebee’s
October 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me consoling my son after the divorce outside Applebee’s
How I be lookin at the ore-ida easy fries in the fridge at 4am
September 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How I be lookin at the ore-ida easy fries in the fridge at 4am
These two need to go man
This is not how you run a historically respected company
This is not how you run a historically respected company
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
These two need to go man
This is not how you run a historically respected company
This is not how you run a historically respected company
People are dogging on this for getting announced before the game itself releases, maybe rightfully so but what makes this different from how Smash and Splatoon’s paid DLCs were announced pre-release
Why is it only now a bad thing because Switch 2 and Pokemon
Why is it only now a bad thing because Switch 2 and Pokemon
September 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
People are dogging on this for getting announced before the game itself releases, maybe rightfully so but what makes this different from how Smash and Splatoon’s paid DLCs were announced pre-release
Why is it only now a bad thing because Switch 2 and Pokemon
Why is it only now a bad thing because Switch 2 and Pokemon
What the last pringle in the can sees
September 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What the last pringle in the can sees
Hank and Peggy at the start of the new KotH season
August 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hank and Peggy at the start of the new KotH season
What a fucking nerd. I thought he was supposed to be a sick ass athlete, shameful.
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
What a fucking nerd. I thought he was supposed to be a sick ass athlete, shameful.
Don’t remember this prophecy
August 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Don’t remember this prophecy
The King’s chariot cannot be stopped
July 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The King’s chariot cannot be stopped
Post a pic from your device without context
July 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Post a pic from your device without context
This lunchbox is mystifying. Where do I even start. Fucked up evil Skinner, Martin and Milhouse’s wrong colors, the “No spit or else” sign, or the fact the kids aren’t even looking at Bart
July 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This lunchbox is mystifying. Where do I even start. Fucked up evil Skinner, Martin and Milhouse’s wrong colors, the “No spit or else” sign, or the fact the kids aren’t even looking at Bart
Does anyone else have the same crack theory that the only reason why they redesigned DK is that they can model him actually opening his mouth with his teeth
July 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Does anyone else have the same crack theory that the only reason why they redesigned DK is that they can model him actually opening his mouth with his teeth
This isn’t fucking hyperbole. Sakurai really was huffing something during Smash 4
July 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This isn’t fucking hyperbole. Sakurai really was huffing something during Smash 4
Presented without context
April 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Presented without context
Fun Fact: They put Spongebob in the direct as a cheeky little reference to the fact that, like Mr. Krabs, Nintendo is also a red greedy selfish asshole
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fun Fact: They put Spongebob in the direct as a cheeky little reference to the fact that, like Mr. Krabs, Nintendo is also a red greedy selfish asshole
If I see anyone use these meme format to defend $80 games for Switch 2 you should be legally ostracized from society no parole
April 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If I see anyone use these meme format to defend $80 games for Switch 2 you should be legally ostracized from society no parole
He would not fucking say that
March 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
He would not fucking say that
Found a YouTube upload of Shrek the Third that somehow hasn’t been taken down after 9 years
March 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Found a YouTube upload of Shrek the Third that somehow hasn’t been taken down after 9 years