Missy and Alphonse heard that you had a bad day and are concerned.

My friend Hal wants to know what advice you have for a young, nature-loving half-elf who really would like to establish a sustainable off-grid life.

Languages which are used with frequency are internalized more quickly. Which language would you use most often?
(That said- the heart wants what the heart wants. If there is a clear choice of your drive to learn...you should honor that desire. )

....or, avoid family (and other humans).
The biggest argument I anticipate today is my cats arguing for MOAR TURKEY RIGHT MEOW.

Could have been worse. Could have been the Crucifucks.

Yes

Alphonse and Missy will do this regularly.

My middle fingers are already swole... which is good because the workload for the foreseeable future is HUGE.