@curmudgeonesse.bsky.social
I believe there is one planned for Jan 20, 2 pm your local time.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I believe there is one planned for Jan 20, 2 pm your local time.
Tattooed felon?
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Tattooed felon?
Nah, just want to knock the heads off snowpeople.
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Nah, just want to knock the heads off snowpeople.
It is a mistake,” he said, “to suppose that the public wants the environment protected or their lives saved and that they will be grateful to any idealist who will fight for such ends. What the public wants is their own individual comfort. - Isaac Asimov, The God's Themselves
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It is a mistake,” he said, “to suppose that the public wants the environment protected or their lives saved and that they will be grateful to any idealist who will fight for such ends. What the public wants is their own individual comfort. - Isaac Asimov, The God's Themselves
Should’ve invested in the black ink market.
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Should’ve invested in the black ink market.
Next: The Trump-Lincoln Memorial? The Trump-Washington Monument? The Trump-Brooklyn Bridge? (I could live with Trump-Apex Landfill)
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Next: The Trump-Lincoln Memorial? The Trump-Washington Monument? The Trump-Brooklyn Bridge? (I could live with Trump-Apex Landfill)
In fact, of course, there is no secret knowledge; no one knows anything that can’t be found on a shelf in the public library. - Ishmael, by Daniel Quinn
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In fact, of course, there is no secret knowledge; no one knows anything that can’t be found on a shelf in the public library. - Ishmael, by Daniel Quinn
There are no consequences meaningful to these grifting POS thugs. Voted out of office? They'll become lobbyists or FOX commentators. Convicted of fraud or sedition? Pardoned by Voldemort. We are screwed.
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
There are no consequences meaningful to these grifting POS thugs. Voted out of office? They'll become lobbyists or FOX commentators. Convicted of fraud or sedition? Pardoned by Voldemort. We are screwed.
Just a star in a galaxy far, far away, on the verge of blowing itself up.
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just a star in a galaxy far, far away, on the verge of blowing itself up.
Venza.Venice-a.Vanzoola. That's a disgusting country there with boats, drug-fueled boats. We're going to stop them like they've never been stopped before. Nucular. And we can do this because we have the best economy. Biden stole the election. The voting machines came from Venuzulu. Putin said so.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Venza.Venice-a.Vanzoola. That's a disgusting country there with boats, drug-fueled boats. We're going to stop them like they've never been stopped before. Nucular. And we can do this because we have the best economy. Biden stole the election. The voting machines came from Venuzulu. Putin said so.
But the price of eggs is down, right?
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
But the price of eggs is down, right?
Gold-plated throne is flush with crap,
The midnight tweets are silly pap,
The swindles, grand; the grift, sublime,
Alas, Democracy's
Out of time.
The midnight tweets are silly pap,
The swindles, grand; the grift, sublime,
Alas, Democracy's
Out of time.
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Gold-plated throne is flush with crap,
The midnight tweets are silly pap,
The swindles, grand; the grift, sublime,
Alas, Democracy's
Out of time.
The midnight tweets are silly pap,
The swindles, grand; the grift, sublime,
Alas, Democracy's
Out of time.
Just saw she's going to become a senior legal advisor to Pam Bondi. Guess they'll share a copy of "Law Stuff for Idiots."
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just saw she's going to become a senior legal advisor to Pam Bondi. Guess they'll share a copy of "Law Stuff for Idiots."
Let's see.. Tariffs on potash and steel...ICE detaining laborers...climate disasters...bird flu...war in Ukraine... just guessing.
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Let's see.. Tariffs on potash and steel...ICE detaining laborers...climate disasters...bird flu...war in Ukraine... just guessing.
Wait, is it really called Don'tCare?
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Wait, is it really called Don'tCare?
Also misuse of effect for affect
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Also misuse of effect for affect
Looks like he's passing gas at an IHOP
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Looks like he's passing gas at an IHOP
This will help every Murican lose the 400 lbs. Dr. Oz claimed, right?
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This will help every Murican lose the 400 lbs. Dr. Oz claimed, right?
And nobody worries about the cocaine sharks?
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
And nobody worries about the cocaine sharks?
Portland, OR, USA. Started on TwitterX 2021, but now on Bluesky. Only source of war info. We need the stories to put a human face to the inhuman crimes. Slava Ukraini.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Portland, OR, USA. Started on TwitterX 2021, but now on Bluesky. Only source of war info. We need the stories to put a human face to the inhuman crimes. Slava Ukraini.
And this big guy came up to me, tears in his eyes, and says, "Sir, thank you for adopting Christian pancakes. I've never seen anything like it before."
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
And this big guy came up to me, tears in his eyes, and says, "Sir, thank you for adopting Christian pancakes. I've never seen anything like it before."
Nah, he thinks this is chump change. He could grift the $40M in 2 weeks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Nah, he thinks this is chump change. He could grift the $40M in 2 weeks.