When your hair doubles as a barometer... soaking up the moisture and growing bigger with every passing raincloud.

When LinkedIn loses their mind over a selfie.

"Using selfies... especially if you’re female...
Is the easiest, laziest way to rack up impressions on LinkedIn."

God gives his silliest of battles to his most tragic clowns 🤡

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do

There are plenty of fish in the sea... but the sea is full of trash and the fish are dying. That's why we have global warming 🐟

When I was born, people said "she will stop crying soon... yet here I am