What am I supposed to say when someone compliments my smile? I’m workshopping replies:
“Thanks, these are my real teeth.”
“Thanks, I’ve had this old thing for years.”
*makes weird face with a smile* 😜

A dude I matched with literally sent me a 🚩when I asked him a question he (incorrectly) thought was answered in his profile. I thanked him for trying to make me feel bad and told him he needs to check his profile before he quizzes women on it. Then sent him a 🚩, waited a little bit, then unmatched.

I’m in the (online) dating world for the first time in 17 years. My first question is who they voted for in the last election. It’s a small sample, but the number of men that said “Biden” so far is higher than the number of men that said “Harris.” The way to get a date with me? Remember Kamala.

Lots of school groups at the White House this afternoon

Good job, Indianapolis. You did exactly what I had expected when they announced Tom Brady at the #Indy500

Imagine having to be the person to speak after @booker.senate.gov tonight.

I recognize that what Cory Booker did was amazing, and I’ll gladly and proudly vote for him in 2028 because of the strength and courage he displayed. But honest question, did that make any impact on the other side? Will anyone else stand up against our dictator?

I continue to try to call the Georgia Attorney General’s office because they don’t give an email and I want to ask that the withdraw from Texas v. Becerra and the attack on Section 504, but the office keeps putting me on hold and then disconnecting me. Is anyone in GA getting through?

So are we all downloading Tubi today?

Look, all I’m saying is that if you don’t like an entire group of people, where is the logic in not giving them passports? Wouldn’t you want them to leave your country to make it “great” again? It’s right up there with the logic in encouraging your voters not to vaccinate or wear a mask.

Facebook now has a dating part of the app. I was intrigued, but then I remembered no one my age is on Facebook. We all just connect our IG posts to it so Grandparents get their updates.

Starting the divorce process around the holidays may sound like terrible timing, but today while I decorated the tree, I was able to set aside all of the ornaments that I never liked so he can take those with him. Is this what healing feels like?

New here and feeling like an online training module could be really helpful. Lists? Feeds? Starter packs? I am still grappling with the difference between reels and stories on IG. Help this elder millennial, please