Jolie
@curatedjolie.bsky.social
Hockey content creator (Davy Jones’ Locker Room), football, basketball, and baking fanatic, also with day job. Patiently awaiting the Sonics’ return. #SeaKraken #ChiefsKingdom #NuggetsNation
Bought a “vintage style” (brand new but made to look old) White Stripes t-shirt.
Got it in the mail and realized the back has the tour cities for the 2005 Elephant tour.
Joke’s on them because I actually did attend the St. Louis show for that tour.
Got it in the mail and realized the back has the tour cities for the 2005 Elephant tour.
Joke’s on them because I actually did attend the St. Louis show for that tour.
May 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Bought a “vintage style” (brand new but made to look old) White Stripes t-shirt.
Got it in the mail and realized the back has the tour cities for the 2005 Elephant tour.
Joke’s on them because I actually did attend the St. Louis show for that tour.
Got it in the mail and realized the back has the tour cities for the 2005 Elephant tour.
Joke’s on them because I actually did attend the St. Louis show for that tour.
The fact that the Yankee’s logo is now a fashion brand and not a sports logo is WILD to me. I mean… her???
May 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The fact that the Yankee’s logo is now a fashion brand and not a sports logo is WILD to me. I mean… her???
I hate the tendency in sports documentaries to tell “funny stories” about players’ childhoods that are actually stories about child abuse.
May 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I hate the tendency in sports documentaries to tell “funny stories” about players’ childhoods that are actually stories about child abuse.
May 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#NBAPlayoffProblems: having to repeatedly listen to that stupid Rocket Mortgage ad where they’re singing “Take Me Home, Country Roads” and randomly and drastically change the song’s key in the middle for no reason. Fucking WHY?????
May 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#NBAPlayoffProblems: having to repeatedly listen to that stupid Rocket Mortgage ad where they’re singing “Take Me Home, Country Roads” and randomly and drastically change the song’s key in the middle for no reason. Fucking WHY?????
Am I the only one who wants to start throwing punches every time you hear someone clacking their nails on the sides of various objects? These short form videos is killin’ me.
May 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Am I the only one who wants to start throwing punches every time you hear someone clacking their nails on the sides of various objects? These short form videos is killin’ me.
This is an actual paper I submitted in school in 2006.
May 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This is an actual paper I submitted in school in 2006.
Anyone else enjoying the NCAA Final Four tonight? That’s basketball, you see, not men’s basketball. Men’s basketball is tomorrow night. Tonight is basketball. Just so we’re clear.
April 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Anyone else enjoying the NCAA Final Four tonight? That’s basketball, you see, not men’s basketball. Men’s basketball is tomorrow night. Tonight is basketball. Just so we’re clear.
Any other Americans following the Canadian elections? Its makes me nostalgic for a time I lived in a democracy, too. Cherish it, my northern friends, and don’t vote for Pierre. He seems like an asshole.
March 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Any other Americans following the Canadian elections? Its makes me nostalgic for a time I lived in a democracy, too. Cherish it, my northern friends, and don’t vote for Pierre. He seems like an asshole.
If the tabloids are correct, Chappell Roan bought a big house in Strafford where my car once broke down and I ended up sobbing in the parking lot of the Phillips 66 for like two hours. Weren’t our twenties fun?
February 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If the tabloids are correct, Chappell Roan bought a big house in Strafford where my car once broke down and I ended up sobbing in the parking lot of the Phillips 66 for like two hours. Weren’t our twenties fun?
Guy checking me in for a doctor’s appointment: “I see you have United Healthare as your insurance. So sorry to hear that.”
I don’t remember his name, but that guy and I could be best friends.
I don’t remember his name, but that guy and I could be best friends.
January 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Guy checking me in for a doctor’s appointment: “I see you have United Healthare as your insurance. So sorry to hear that.”
I don’t remember his name, but that guy and I could be best friends.
I don’t remember his name, but that guy and I could be best friends.
Today’s activity: my own personal upvote party for every Reddit post announcing that Tw****r links are no longer allowed.
January 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Today’s activity: my own personal upvote party for every Reddit post announcing that Tw****r links are no longer allowed.
Lotta Kansas City hateration online today. I guess my Chiefs are the evil empire now.
My advice to you: stick with your shitty-to-mediocre team and in like four decades, it can happen to you, too.
My advice to you: stick with your shitty-to-mediocre team and in like four decades, it can happen to you, too.
January 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Lotta Kansas City hateration online today. I guess my Chiefs are the evil empire now.
My advice to you: stick with your shitty-to-mediocre team and in like four decades, it can happen to you, too.
My advice to you: stick with your shitty-to-mediocre team and in like four decades, it can happen to you, too.
My Roman Empire: during the 2024 NHL draft, they played Maroon 5’s One More Night during the Las Vegas Golden Knights first round draft pick.
January 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My Roman Empire: during the 2024 NHL draft, they played Maroon 5’s One More Night during the Las Vegas Golden Knights first round draft pick.
Am I crazy or is there some kind of escalating arms race (no pun intended) among NFL referees to get super swole? I feel like refs looked like normal dudes when I was a kid and now so many of them are exercising their right to bare arms and taking us to the gun show.
January 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Am I crazy or is there some kind of escalating arms race (no pun intended) among NFL referees to get super swole? I feel like refs looked like normal dudes when I was a kid and now so many of them are exercising their right to bare arms and taking us to the gun show.
Low key Cam Newton is my style icon
January 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Low key Cam Newton is my style icon
My summary of 2024: on January 1st, I watched my hockey team, the Seattle Kraken, spank the Vegas Golden Knights in a joyful victory. It was all downhill from there. #SeaKraken
January 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My summary of 2024: on January 1st, I watched my hockey team, the Seattle Kraken, spank the Vegas Golden Knights in a joyful victory. It was all downhill from there. #SeaKraken
I’m team #BenchButker. Is this some nuanced, informed decision? No. I just hate his guts.
December 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I’m team #BenchButker. Is this some nuanced, informed decision? No. I just hate his guts.
The 12 days of Christmas doesn’t START until the 25th. It marks the 12 days between Christmas and the Epiphany (aka Three Kings Day). The countdown before Christmas is called Advent.
It’s like these marketing departments trying to sell me things have no obscure Christian calendar knowledge.
It’s like these marketing departments trying to sell me things have no obscure Christian calendar knowledge.
December 17, 2024 at 4:42 AM
The 12 days of Christmas doesn’t START until the 25th. It marks the 12 days between Christmas and the Epiphany (aka Three Kings Day). The countdown before Christmas is called Advent.
It’s like these marketing departments trying to sell me things have no obscure Christian calendar knowledge.
It’s like these marketing departments trying to sell me things have no obscure Christian calendar knowledge.
Hot take about Belichick taking a college job: it won’t work. He’d be coaching Gen Z and they don’t put up with abuse the way we millennials thought we had to. The yelling, belittling tyrant just isn’t the model of coaching success anymore.
December 10, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Hot take about Belichick taking a college job: it won’t work. He’d be coaching Gen Z and they don’t put up with abuse the way we millennials thought we had to. The yelling, belittling tyrant just isn’t the model of coaching success anymore.
Went to a toy museum over Thanksgiving and saw this beauty. Rainbow Brite was the shit but the term “Twink sprite” hits different now.
December 4, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Went to a toy museum over Thanksgiving and saw this beauty. Rainbow Brite was the shit but the term “Twink sprite” hits different now.
Remember that scene in Hard Knocks where Eberflus told Theo Benedet, after his legendary performance in nothing but eagle-embellished briefs, “hey, don’t come near me”? Because being around another nearly naked dude will, I dunno, make you gay? That’s when I knew that Eberflus sucked.
November 30, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Remember that scene in Hard Knocks where Eberflus told Theo Benedet, after his legendary performance in nothing but eagle-embellished briefs, “hey, don’t come near me”? Because being around another nearly naked dude will, I dunno, make you gay? That’s when I knew that Eberflus sucked.
My deep, dark secret: I will often root for teams solely because a player or coach passes the “would you go on a road trip across the country with this guy” test. And I would totally road trip with Dan Campbell.
November 28, 2024 at 8:58 PM
My deep, dark secret: I will often root for teams solely because a player or coach passes the “would you go on a road trip across the country with this guy” test. And I would totally road trip with Dan Campbell.
I don’t know what the nail polish brand OPI stands for, but I assume it’s offensive pass interference.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I don’t know what the nail polish brand OPI stands for, but I assume it’s offensive pass interference.