Jojo Emm
@cupofjosephine.bsky.social
Happily married. 2nd gen 🇨🇦. Dog mother. I support 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸. I love food. Currently earning my MBA 🤓. Opinions are my own.
January 20, 2025: The Day Decency Died.
January 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
January 20, 2025: The Day Decency Died.
Perogies are the perfect breakfast food and I will die on this hill
January 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Perogies are the perfect breakfast food and I will die on this hill
The best sleep is the second time I hit snooze, why am I like this
January 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The best sleep is the second time I hit snooze, why am I like this
Just deleted all Carrie Underwear’s songs from iTunes. And yes this was autocorrect calling her underwear and yea I am keeping it
Carrie Underwood claimed she wanted more Jesus in 2025 on New Years Rockin Eve. Nothing says Jesus more than performing at the twat’s inauguration. Get the fuck outta here.
January 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just deleted all Carrie Underwear’s songs from iTunes. And yes this was autocorrect calling her underwear and yea I am keeping it
How about putting your money where your prayers are you selfish billionaire pricks
January 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
How about putting your money where your prayers are you selfish billionaire pricks
Reposted by Jojo Emm
I was at a comedy club in Manhattan last night.
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
January 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I was at a comedy club in Manhattan last night.
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
Self: I don’t need any more black leggings.
Brain: Correct.
Self: … my favorite brand is on sale, though …
Brain: No. Don’t.
Self: Oooh, they’ve added a reflective logo!
Brain: We just talked about this, STOP!
Self: *add to cart*
Brain: REALLY?!
Self: *checks out*
Brain, wallet, closet: NO
Brain: Correct.
Self: … my favorite brand is on sale, though …
Brain: No. Don’t.
Self: Oooh, they’ve added a reflective logo!
Brain: We just talked about this, STOP!
Self: *add to cart*
Brain: REALLY?!
Self: *checks out*
Brain, wallet, closet: NO
January 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Self: I don’t need any more black leggings.
Brain: Correct.
Self: … my favorite brand is on sale, though …
Brain: No. Don’t.
Self: Oooh, they’ve added a reflective logo!
Brain: We just talked about this, STOP!
Self: *add to cart*
Brain: REALLY?!
Self: *checks out*
Brain, wallet, closet: NO
Brain: Correct.
Self: … my favorite brand is on sale, though …
Brain: No. Don’t.
Self: Oooh, they’ve added a reflective logo!
Brain: We just talked about this, STOP!
Self: *add to cart*
Brain: REALLY?!
Self: *checks out*
Brain, wallet, closet: NO
You can’t even make this sh-t up.
I hate this timeline. 2014 seems to be a good year to jump back to.
I hate this timeline. 2014 seems to be a good year to jump back to.
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January 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You can’t even make this sh-t up.
I hate this timeline. 2014 seems to be a good year to jump back to.
I hate this timeline. 2014 seems to be a good year to jump back to.
Watching the wildfires in California is giving me bad flashbacks to when I was in BC three years ago during their wildfires. Seeing a wall of fire across the lake and being told to evacuate is the scaredest I have ever been. Hoping every person and animal gets out 🙏
January 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Watching the wildfires in California is giving me bad flashbacks to when I was in BC three years ago during their wildfires. Seeing a wall of fire across the lake and being told to evacuate is the scaredest I have ever been. Hoping every person and animal gets out 🙏
I have no idea how to find people of similar values on this platform so I’m just going to list random things that I like:
Taylor Swift, democracy, DEI initiatives, universal healthcare, abortion access, puns, body neutrality, politics, absurdist humour, adoptable dogs, irony and bakeries
Taylor Swift, democracy, DEI initiatives, universal healthcare, abortion access, puns, body neutrality, politics, absurdist humour, adoptable dogs, irony and bakeries
January 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have no idea how to find people of similar values on this platform so I’m just going to list random things that I like:
Taylor Swift, democracy, DEI initiatives, universal healthcare, abortion access, puns, body neutrality, politics, absurdist humour, adoptable dogs, irony and bakeries
Taylor Swift, democracy, DEI initiatives, universal healthcare, abortion access, puns, body neutrality, politics, absurdist humour, adoptable dogs, irony and bakeries
I wonder how much it hurt when Zuck cut off his b-lls and handed them to TFG.
January 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wonder how much it hurt when Zuck cut off his b-lls and handed them to TFG.