Mel
@cupnoodleman.bsky.social
Been a reader and a writer, but mostly just been depressed and anxious
Surviving your 20s means going from being recognized at the liquor store to being recognized at the boutique coffee bean roaster
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Surviving your 20s means going from being recognized at the liquor store to being recognized at the boutique coffee bean roaster
It’s been said a million times before but it never fails to make me laugh that Republicans cart out Dean Cain and Rob Schneider as if anyone gives a fuck about either. Schneiders own daughter won’t talk to that loser
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It’s been said a million times before but it never fails to make me laugh that Republicans cart out Dean Cain and Rob Schneider as if anyone gives a fuck about either. Schneiders own daughter won’t talk to that loser
Had to walk out of Black Phone 2 because the teens in the audience kept laughing and making fart sounds. Not a single plan of mine has worked out for me in weeks
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Had to walk out of Black Phone 2 because the teens in the audience kept laughing and making fart sounds. Not a single plan of mine has worked out for me in weeks
Dropped $240 on a concert but ended up canceling the very last second. I know that’s a common thing for regular concertgoers but it really stung this guy who rarely goes to shows
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Dropped $240 on a concert but ended up canceling the very last second. I know that’s a common thing for regular concertgoers but it really stung this guy who rarely goes to shows
I’ve got a brain itch that only a power drill could remedy
October 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I’ve got a brain itch that only a power drill could remedy
My annual crushing depression is kicking in. Perfect time to pick up NANA again. Shit hits so much harder when you’re painfully depressed
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My annual crushing depression is kicking in. Perfect time to pick up NANA again. Shit hits so much harder when you’re painfully depressed
I’m enjoying Such Great Heights by Chris Deville a lot, but I can already feel it triggering my midlife crisis
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m enjoying Such Great Heights by Chris Deville a lot, but I can already feel it triggering my midlife crisis
SCREAM is still amazing, but this rewatch I noticed it’s all white. One Black man and one Asian man, both bg actors, neither with lines. But I guess that’s because it was accurate to real life and there are no PoC in… California?
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
SCREAM is still amazing, but this rewatch I noticed it’s all white. One Black man and one Asian man, both bg actors, neither with lines. But I guess that’s because it was accurate to real life and there are no PoC in… California?
I need another bullshit theme park to open so I can get another trilogy of 3hr long videos breaking down why it’s crumbling
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I need another bullshit theme park to open so I can get another trilogy of 3hr long videos breaking down why it’s crumbling
Fun game I play is trying to slip out of the gym before the desk attendant can acknowledge my existence
September 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Fun game I play is trying to slip out of the gym before the desk attendant can acknowledge my existence
I'm doing my damnedest to focus on the donut, but Jesus Christ the hole is so fucking big. And it's only the first week.
January 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm doing my damnedest to focus on the donut, but Jesus Christ the hole is so fucking big. And it's only the first week.
Between hitting middle age, the election, and the holidays, I picked a real good fucking time to run out of my mood stabilizers. Here's to a wild week ahead of me
December 5, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Between hitting middle age, the election, and the holidays, I picked a real good fucking time to run out of my mood stabilizers. Here's to a wild week ahead of me
It's Thanksgiving, time to go watch that season 4 thanksgiving episode of Buffy that doesn't age well at all
November 28, 2024 at 7:30 PM
It's Thanksgiving, time to go watch that season 4 thanksgiving episode of Buffy that doesn't age well at all
Listening to Aimee Mann's Save Me the way it was meant to be heard - as ambient music at an empty IHOP on a Monday
November 25, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Listening to Aimee Mann's Save Me the way it was meant to be heard - as ambient music at an empty IHOP on a Monday
7 dollars for a cookie?? Fashion Island sucks
November 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
7 dollars for a cookie?? Fashion Island sucks
Takumi is the worst. It wouldn't fit the tone of this show but if his character died I wouldn't be sad
November 18, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Takumi is the worst. It wouldn't fit the tone of this show but if his character died I wouldn't be sad
Finally watched Seven Samurai (1954), and I can't believe I got through an entire BA in Film Studies without having seen it before. Sobriety really leaves you with so much more mental and emotional energy for great art
November 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Finally watched Seven Samurai (1954), and I can't believe I got through an entire BA in Film Studies without having seen it before. Sobriety really leaves you with so much more mental and emotional energy for great art
Took me watching multiple restored 90s Kids Incorporated eps online until 1am to realize I’m depressed lol
December 3, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Took me watching multiple restored 90s Kids Incorporated eps online until 1am to realize I’m depressed lol
Reposted by Mel
From the pages of SPECTAGORIA's October '85 "Vaporgoth" issue, which brought “old magick to the new wave” according to the magazine's ever-mysterious editor Sera Clairmont.
New gallery/story from my ongoing narrative art series of occult fashion from a fictional past: www.tumblr.com/robsheridan/...
New gallery/story from my ongoing narrative art series of occult fashion from a fictional past: www.tumblr.com/robsheridan/...
October 31, 2023 at 5:36 PM
From the pages of SPECTAGORIA's October '85 "Vaporgoth" issue, which brought “old magick to the new wave” according to the magazine's ever-mysterious editor Sera Clairmont.
New gallery/story from my ongoing narrative art series of occult fashion from a fictional past: www.tumblr.com/robsheridan/...
New gallery/story from my ongoing narrative art series of occult fashion from a fictional past: www.tumblr.com/robsheridan/...
If you’ve never feared going to sleep because there was a chance you might wake up to an even deeper depressive spiral, then we could never hang
October 29, 2023 at 4:55 AM
If you’ve never feared going to sleep because there was a chance you might wake up to an even deeper depressive spiral, then we could never hang
I was so awkward and friendless in high school I didn’t bother to take a senior photo, and my yearbook was practically mint. But I’m totally fine and normal now! I’m fine and normal!
October 19, 2023 at 11:33 PM
I was so awkward and friendless in high school I didn’t bother to take a senior photo, and my yearbook was practically mint. But I’m totally fine and normal now! I’m fine and normal!
Thought I had a gray hair. Turned out it was a cat hair. Aging is scary
October 17, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Thought I had a gray hair. Turned out it was a cat hair. Aging is scary
Damn misread the website and thought Barnes and noble was still open, and I’ve got a hankering to buy stuff. Who wants my money????
October 16, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Damn misread the website and thought Barnes and noble was still open, and I’ve got a hankering to buy stuff. Who wants my money????
Got another Christian pamphlet tucked into a manga I bought from Barnes and Noble. I respect people’s religions, but anyone who does this to “spread the good word” is fucking lame
October 14, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Got another Christian pamphlet tucked into a manga I bought from Barnes and Noble. I respect people’s religions, but anyone who does this to “spread the good word” is fucking lame