Having a sibling 12 years younger than me is great because I can go trick or treating as an adult in the guise of being her chaperone

I love getting zero likes on my posts. It’s like talking to myself in the bathroom mirror.

Just went shopping at my favorite store (my parent’s house)

Using Taco Bell Diablo sauce as lip plumper

Anytime I see someone meal prepping or eating healthy I am filled with all 7 deadly sins. Mostly envy, but the others are there too

Guys I cleaned my room. Tell me you’re proud of me pls say you’re proud I cleaned my room tell me you’re proud please please pl

So depressed I just bought 4 Pokémon stuffed animals to fill the void

Desperately wanting people to call you by a nickname/shortened version of your name is so lame (this is a callout post aimed at myself)

My favorite thing about college professors is that half of them you can text “hey I’m hungover and a new episode of my favorite show is out today so I’m not showing up to class, see ya later bestie :)” and the other half you call sir/ma’am because you’re a little afraid of them

You think you can hurt me? I ran a popular kpop fan page in 2017

I can’t say “you’ll never find anyone like me” because all he has to do is go to a Hozier concert

Can’t believe I’m eating celery at the function

The cure for endometriosis is IHOP pancakes