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vaish
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she/her ✨️ 23 ✨️ bi or smth ✨️ lover of problematic ships (be warned)

currently reading tgcf 🦋 mxtx multifan 🦋 3zun + huaisang, zhanchengxian 🦋 atla fan since 00s 🦋 zutaraang

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cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
sqx being treated like a 19th century woman with hysteria </3
Shi Qingxuan was tightly trussed up, tied to his own bed with ropes that bound his hands and legs. Even so, he still struggled nonstop. Meanwhile, Shi Wudu was pacing back and forth next to his bed with a bowl full of an unknown black substance in his hands. He paused for a moment before suddenly walking over to the head of the bed. And then he forced the bowl’s contents down Shi Qingxuan’s throat. (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 57)
November 29, 2024 at 12:43 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
I just know modern au!sqx would be an influencer
In any case, scholars and poets always loved visiting places that served as the settings for historical legends and tales. Such spots would always inspire intellectuals to raise their brushes and express their longing for such a heavenly lifestyle. (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 56)
November 29, 2024 at 12:18 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
he's so venti from genshin impact
As the tale went, when Shi Qingxuan was still mortal, he would often come to this place after training to lounge on the terrace and drink. He was happy, carefree, and always quite inebriated. One day, a wicked crook came along; the crook often bullied the good people of the nearby village. When Shi Qingxuan spotted him from his perch on the terrace high above, he cast a little spell and then leisurely poured down wine from his cup. The wine spilled onto the crook’s head and knocked him out in an instant. After Shi Wudu appointed him a deputy general, Shi Qingxuan still loved the Mortal Realm, and he continued to drink at this place as he had before—and he ascended while he was doing just that. (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 56)
November 29, 2024 at 12:13 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
sqx is just a girl! just a 200-something year old teenage girl!
To directly send a message to someone’s private spiritual array, one had to have their verbal password. For example, to reach Shi Qingxuan, one had to loudly recite in their mind the following doggerel: “Lord Wind Master is divinely gifted, “Lord Wind Master is funny and carefree, “Lord Wind Master is kind and righteous, “Lord Wind Master is aged sweet sixteen.” Of course, other heavenly officials didn’t set up verbal passwords that were so embarrassing to say; most were much more normal. (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 52)
November 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
also... call me crazy... but did reverend!hx specifically mention best friend so that sqx would call him is his best friend only for hx to deny it like the tsundere loser that he is?
Suddenly, a voice laughed heartily from the crowd below. “Just wait! Your closest family, your best friend—they’ll all die a disgraceful death because of you!” (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 53)
November 28, 2024 at 6:34 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
first read: haha, they're so silly! bickering like an old married couple
second: yanno, that's kinda messed up... impressive to pull off, though!
“Ming-xiong, maybe you shouldn’t be my best friend for the time being. Wait till I’ve killed that thing first!” Ming Yi, however, replied without a trace of restraint: “Who’s your best friend? I’ve never been.” “...” Shi Qingxuan took a moment to process, then his expression turned to outrage. “Ming-xiong, that’s too much! Don’t turn your back on people so quickly when things get tough!” They were off once again, bickering away. (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 53)
November 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
reminds me of swd sinking merchant ships that don't make him a sizeable offering

also poor guy, dies in debt and then continues to be in debt as a ghost
“When he studied and took the state exam, even though he got the highest marks of them all, he offended the officials because he didn’t give a gift to the examiner. They hid his test scrolls and exchanged them for blank ones, so for years he couldn’t land a rank. (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 53) Scholar He was forced to abandon his scholarly pursuits and went into business instead, but he was too good at it and the other merchants ganged up to suppress him. All the money he made was fleeced away, and instead he drowned in debt.” (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 53)
November 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
LMAOOOO (he's such a bastard)
Ming Yi, however, was more succinct in his response. “Are you okay or not? If you can’t handle this, leave.” (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 52)
November 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
is it bad that I'm like "aw, cute even when hx's venting his hatred for the shiblings, he can't bring himself to kill sqx, only maim him"? also so funny how we've got hc carving super realistic statues of xl as a form of worship vs hx doing it for the sake of desecrating them
The divine statue of the Lady Wind Master was missing a leg and an arm, and the head of the divine statue of the Lord Water Master was broken off altogether. The damage didn’t look like it was from decay but rather like someone had used something sharp to smash them, as if they were venting immeasurable hatred onto the statues. The divine statues were extremely realistic too—almost lifelike. It was exceedingly unsettling to see them lying on the floor of this eerie old temple in such a state of abuse, one still wearing a curved smile on its face. (Heaven Official's Blessing, Vol 4, Ch 52)
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 PM
cupidshootstokill.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
Manga panel where a girl is shouting, "Scums like you should get pregnant in an omegaverse!" at two guys lying on top of each other
November 27, 2024 at 6:54 AM