I’ve never had tea before.

I never got this shit to work.

A looks cute, B looks like she’s trying not to shit herself.

That’s fair.

Allowing hair pulling gives Tyson an automatic advantage, due to the afore mentioned baldness. Plus the lack of flip flops will greatly decrease the risk that Tyson falls on his face during the match, meaning Jake instantly loses one of his biggest advantages over Tyson.

Tyson has historically been able to read many ads back in his prime, but Jake has spent his entire life doing ad reads. If Tyson can't get his ad reads quick enough due to his baldness, Jake is going to rule the entire match.

I went when Xenoblade X me go yippie let’s a go wahoo oh yeah baby.

No lol get better noob.