Cupcake Boner
@cupcakeboner.bsky.social
Vanilla with buttercream icing
So you think you're a comedian?
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So you think you're a comedian?
Congrats. You solved bigotry.
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Congrats. You solved bigotry.
Why are there leaves in the coffee tho
October 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Why are there leaves in the coffee tho
You choose who to follow on here, dude.
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You choose who to follow on here, dude.
Two football games are just called feetball.
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Two football games are just called feetball.
Gonna be so funny when they tear down the White House and not rebuild it.
October 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gonna be so funny when they tear down the White House and not rebuild it.
I think it's cute. It's funny seeing like 3rd graders say 6,7 and giggle.
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think it's cute. It's funny seeing like 3rd graders say 6,7 and giggle.
Winemoms is a slur against awesome women.
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Winemoms is a slur against awesome women.
Penises are beautiful.
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Penises are beautiful.
Two games are called feetball.
October 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Two games are called feetball.
I'm not a journalist but I have to follow your orders
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm not a journalist but I have to follow your orders
She has everything. Beauty. Power. The inability to articulate. Lack of morals. Starting fights with other women. I need her on my reality TV show now!
October 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
She has everything. Beauty. Power. The inability to articulate. Lack of morals. Starting fights with other women. I need her on my reality TV show now!
Boomers using their phones to obsess about the younger generation being too addicted to their phones will never not be funny.
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Boomers using their phones to obsess about the younger generation being too addicted to their phones will never not be funny.
What facts?! I want to know!
October 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What facts?! I want to know!
Lindsey Halligan would make an amazing Real Housewife.
October 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Lindsey Halligan would make an amazing Real Housewife.
If you're not a journalist like she says, you really don't need to follow journalistic protocols like being "off the record" right? Or am I dumb and confused?
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you're not a journalist like she says, you really don't need to follow journalistic protocols like being "off the record" right? Or am I dumb and confused?
That's all MAGA has. Because without conservatism, most MAGA people are just dumb losers who most people find unattractive.
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
That's all MAGA has. Because without conservatism, most MAGA people are just dumb losers who most people find unattractive.
Like, so many times I hear MAGA people be like, "I don't like the way Trump talks about some people, but..." They can't leave the Republican party because they see liberals as beneath them and immoral due to propaganda.
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Like, so many times I hear MAGA people be like, "I don't like the way Trump talks about some people, but..." They can't leave the Republican party because they see liberals as beneath them and immoral due to propaganda.
Conservatism relies on the idea that conservatives are better than everyone else. Like, you could accomplish zero things with your life, but you feel good anyways because you're conservative. Same thing with white supremacy. People just are lazy and want a participation trophy for existing.
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Conservatism relies on the idea that conservatives are better than everyone else. Like, you could accomplish zero things with your life, but you feel good anyways because you're conservative. Same thing with white supremacy. People just are lazy and want a participation trophy for existing.
They want everyone to rely on their capitalist overlords for healthcare. Your boss is God and gets to control your health. ACA gave me freedom to work for myself and i love it because nobody can bully me to work harder and for less pay. Republicans would be being back slavery if they could.
October 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They want everyone to rely on their capitalist overlords for healthcare. Your boss is God and gets to control your health. ACA gave me freedom to work for myself and i love it because nobody can bully me to work harder and for less pay. Republicans would be being back slavery if they could.