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@cuntyeinstein.bsky.social
26 | She/Her | Demi/Bi/Poly/Taken | Has a contract with the sloppy blowjob devil, certified thirst responder 🔞 1-800-SEX-YMAD
(Main: @sarahcat.bsky.social 🐈)
(Main: @sarahcat.bsky.social 🐈)
My bed is so comfortable and I'm so cuddly and it's a tragedy there's no sweet boy to indulge me right now
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
My bed is so comfortable and I'm so cuddly and it's a tragedy there's no sweet boy to indulge me right now
So it turns out the Wellbutrin definitely makes my mental significantly worse a day or two before and then all of my period 🫠
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
So it turns out the Wellbutrin definitely makes my mental significantly worse a day or two before and then all of my period 🫠
I've jerked off every night for over the past week and three different mornings, including twice this morning... Yeah I do believe the Wellbutrin is working 🫡
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I've jerked off every night for over the past week and three different mornings, including twice this morning... Yeah I do believe the Wellbutrin is working 🫡
God gave me a fat ass and tight pussy at the cost of being the most crybaby woman in existence 🌸
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
God gave me a fat ass and tight pussy at the cost of being the most crybaby woman in existence 🌸
I just have to get through these next three weeks and then I can be cuddled AGAIN AUUUGHHHHHH
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I just have to get through these next three weeks and then I can be cuddled AGAIN AUUUGHHHHHH
Fourth time in a week I've had a dream about having more than one boyfriend and woke up flighty
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Fourth time in a week I've had a dream about having more than one boyfriend and woke up flighty
squeap when will you win
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
squeap when will you win
I'm cold and don't want to get out of bed and I want to kiss my sweetie
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm cold and don't want to get out of bed and I want to kiss my sweetie
Anyway I got a weighted blanket for Christmas and immediately got horny lying underneath it so that's gonna be fun every night
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Anyway I got a weighted blanket for Christmas and immediately got horny lying underneath it so that's gonna be fun every night
There's this lady on Twitter who loves Allan from Smiling Friends and exclusively posts about her love for him and calls him pretty, it's oddly charming. That's how I feel about my boyfriend
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
There's this lady on Twitter who loves Allan from Smiling Friends and exclusively posts about her love for him and calls him pretty, it's oddly charming. That's how I feel about my boyfriend
I found this sketch I did two years ago in my screenshots folder last night and the fanfic I'm 99% certain this is inspired from doesn't exist anymore 😭
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I found this sketch I did two years ago in my screenshots folder last night and the fanfic I'm 99% certain this is inspired from doesn't exist anymore 😭
(mood swings and nausea while on my period) am I pregnant
December 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
(mood swings and nausea while on my period) am I pregnant
I think my PMSing or whatever is worse this time around because it's the holidays (hate them), and I just saw my boyfriend, and I can't y'know, go hug him or anything. I have so much anxiety about the (positive) decisions I'm making for myself, I've been crying all day over it.
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I think my PMSing or whatever is worse this time around because it's the holidays (hate them), and I just saw my boyfriend, and I can't y'know, go hug him or anything. I have so much anxiety about the (positive) decisions I'm making for myself, I've been crying all day over it.
Why is my brain so bad today, my antidepressant kicked in and I've been doing my therapy exercises
> Period starts in two days
Oh. Yeah
> Period starts in two days
Oh. Yeah
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Why is my brain so bad today, my antidepressant kicked in and I've been doing my therapy exercises
> Period starts in two days
Oh. Yeah
> Period starts in two days
Oh. Yeah
Long distance sucks so much ass
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Long distance sucks so much ass
😭 I'm so ready to scoop up my boyfriend from the airport tomorrow and faceplant into him, I have visible tremors from how stressed out I am about work
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
😭 I'm so ready to scoop up my boyfriend from the airport tomorrow and faceplant into him, I have visible tremors from how stressed out I am about work
What do you mean I did 2 weeks of intense therapy homework just to have one bad day, recognize my bad thoughts and power through them instead of doing something I'll regret
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What do you mean I did 2 weeks of intense therapy homework just to have one bad day, recognize my bad thoughts and power through them instead of doing something I'll regret
Size difference is so fucking hot, I love being a little lady who gets to palm some fat cock and go "how is this gonna fit??" 🤤
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Size difference is so fucking hot, I love being a little lady who gets to palm some fat cock and go "how is this gonna fit??" 🤤
Being nervous because your period is a day late but then pure joy because it's real 💃
(I'm on the pill I just like taking loads and still get nervous okay 😭)
(I'm on the pill I just like taking loads and still get nervous okay 😭)
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Being nervous because your period is a day late but then pure joy because it's real 💃
(I'm on the pill I just like taking loads and still get nervous okay 😭)
(I'm on the pill I just like taking loads and still get nervous okay 😭)
I have absolutely garbage memory for multiple reasons, memories will pop up randomly. Just had one from going to the OBGYN for the first time in high school and when she asked "are you pregnant" I gave a joke answer because I was a virgin and they called my mom in to talk 😭 Girl WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I have absolutely garbage memory for multiple reasons, memories will pop up randomly. Just had one from going to the OBGYN for the first time in high school and when she asked "are you pregnant" I gave a joke answer because I was a virgin and they called my mom in to talk 😭 Girl WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
Always embarrassed doing therapy homework and having a breakthrough with something that's been plaguing me for months. A step in the right direction, but now I have to figure this one out too
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Always embarrassed doing therapy homework and having a breakthrough with something that's been plaguing me for months. A step in the right direction, but now I have to figure this one out too
This next week is gonna be like nails on a chalkboard because I NEED to focus at work. NEED TO.
And then I get to scoop up my boyfriend and cuddle him for 5 days straight and that's all I want to do, I'm going to huff every inch of that man
And then I get to scoop up my boyfriend and cuddle him for 5 days straight and that's all I want to do, I'm going to huff every inch of that man
October 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This next week is gonna be like nails on a chalkboard because I NEED to focus at work. NEED TO.
And then I get to scoop up my boyfriend and cuddle him for 5 days straight and that's all I want to do, I'm going to huff every inch of that man
And then I get to scoop up my boyfriend and cuddle him for 5 days straight and that's all I want to do, I'm going to huff every inch of that man
I get to pick up my boyfriend from the airport in two weeks!!! And then I'm going to snuggle the shit out of him!! 💕
October 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I get to pick up my boyfriend from the airport in two weeks!!! And then I'm going to snuggle the shit out of him!! 💕
Is feeling full a fetish? I love feeling full
October 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Is feeling full a fetish? I love feeling full
Thinking about men's bulky arms and softness and being so small and being a fuckin freak over that shit
October 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thinking about men's bulky arms and softness and being so small and being a fuckin freak over that shit