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Ashes
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Weird, nerdy, sarcastic, funny cunt with a heart of black gold... Texas Tea. I don't have issues; I have SUBSCRIPTIONS. I preemptively apologize for my jokes.
March 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I had Chat GPT write a rant in the style of Grampa Simpson so i could spam-reply a Yahtzee troll & they couldn’t tell i was fuckin with them. 🤣🤣🤣
January 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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No relation to recent events
January 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Remember kids… mocking fugly nazi clownfucks is also a form of resistance.
January 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Someone said that TikTok feels like it was buried in Pet Sematary and it “came back wrong”
a black cat with yellow eyes is sitting next to a wall .
ALT: a black cat with yellow eyes is sitting next to a wall .
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January 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Unsure whether i should be proud, or seek professional help about this…
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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when Irving Berlin said “the clown…with his pants falling down,” …we all felt that
January 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
“Feedback is optional”…

Bitch please, feedback is RECREATIONAL for me.
January 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s Sunday
December 29, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I’m not sure i like it here after all. There are more bots and creeps than i had hoped. 😞 I just don’t have the emotional endurance for people’s bullshit right now.
December 24, 2024 at 12:18 AM
December 21, 2024 at 5:13 PM
December 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
What do we call posts here? Blupes?

No, that sounds like an onomatopoeia of dropping the kids off at the pool…

It can’t be Skypes; that’s copyright infringement.

Skoops? 🎶 Ya make me wanna Skoop… Skoopa-yoopa-yoopa-yoop. 🎶
December 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM