post a perfect cut from 1989

wow, id never read this one before. insane

@baybayfriend.bsky.social this is cheating because its obviously chatgpt but still

@baybayfriend.bsky.social

wow. this makes a lot of sense. and. is really brave

God, to throw it all away tonight... Sorry to post so depressedly like this on the BlueSky Feed, but I wouldn't wish my luck on my worst enemy. A guy can only be rejected so many times...right? Sigh... My search for "the one" will continue tomorrow, but with much, *much* less enthusiasm than today.

Ah, yep, I know that "feel"... A little backstory: I *was* that top-left doomer for most of my 30s, asking out anybody I knew. I wish I could give others tips on how I turned things around, but honestly I'm not sure myself (though quitting cigs and finding mature hobbies helped for sure). Good luck!

this is me, when im leaving the house, and i just realized i havent kissed my (queer) wife goodbye yet:

storytime: i actually thought i was feeling something like this with my hotel receptionist earlier today... but it wasnt real. (she was probably "just being polite"... as usual. sighhh. im sorry for having feelings, ma'am!) at least its all over now. where are my internet friends when i need them? 😩

i dont think it gets said enough that the classic fed tweet format image is a stock photo of a model and not the real deal. if people want to strengthen their jokes they should find and attach a photograph of a real, well-known undercover federal agent (my suggestion for this is included below)

Hey guys check out this cool picture. Itt's the culmination of centuries of cultural progression and changing gender dynamics, and above all else, it make's alot of sense.

ooooookay i think this is the final straw 🙃😑. so: greetings, bluesky. my name is cu

having a weird al day

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