Juan 🐢
@cumturtle.bsky.social
that time of the year where I send subliminal telepathic messages to all my Internet friends (and otherwise), so keep your eye peeled
January 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
that time of the year where I send subliminal telepathic messages to all my Internet friends (and otherwise), so keep your eye peeled
the penis guy is at the door, he's freezing
January 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
the penis guy is at the door, he's freezing
I've given up on a sleep schedule I'm doing this thing I call "having fun" where I stay up and do things
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I've given up on a sleep schedule I'm doing this thing I call "having fun" where I stay up and do things
there are so many libs here I just saw a post comparing ICE to Star wars, I'm going back to the Chinese internet
January 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
there are so many libs here I just saw a post comparing ICE to Star wars, I'm going back to the Chinese internet
How Do I get More feet pictures on My Bluesky timeline please Let me know
December 24, 2024 at 6:30 AM
How Do I get More feet pictures on My Bluesky timeline please Let me know
I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes but it's really uncomfortable
December 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes but it's really uncomfortable
haven't seen a post like this in 10 years... I feel peace
December 16, 2024 at 9:43 AM
haven't seen a post like this in 10 years... I feel peace
eating lasagna with my Garfield pants on. life is all about these things
December 12, 2024 at 4:27 AM
eating lasagna with my Garfield pants on. life is all about these things
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I love feet 🙂↕️I’m addicted tbh
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I love feet 🙂↕️I’m addicted tbh
I hope to one day have a conversation
December 10, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I hope to one day have a conversation
I love bluesky, the everything app
December 6, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I love bluesky, the everything app
haven't kissed anyone in so long. But my Minecraft house is looking pretty good rn
December 6, 2024 at 10:13 AM
haven't kissed anyone in so long. But my Minecraft house is looking pretty good rn
just became the new CEO of this health Insurance company, thinking I'll take a celebratory stroll around the city
December 5, 2024 at 10:49 AM
just became the new CEO of this health Insurance company, thinking I'll take a celebratory stroll around the city
(feeding you my hand) bite the hand that feeds you
December 3, 2024 at 9:44 PM
(feeding you my hand) bite the hand that feeds you
she blue on my sky til uuhh
December 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
she blue on my sky til uuhh
I love being the owner of this place. I made it myself
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I love being the owner of this place. I made it myself
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it’s easy to please the rats when all they want is trash
December 2, 2024 at 1:31 AM
it’s easy to please the rats when all they want is trash
when you cum but she keep on tweeting
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
when you cum but she keep on tweeting
I've come to save this website
December 1, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I've come to save this website