Timothy Turtle-Head
@cumbrianlad.bsky.social
NOW she says that
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
NOW she says that
But he's still getting our cash?
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
But he's still getting our cash?
Wonder where that producer is now
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wonder where that producer is now
Bloody brilliant show that
October 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bloody brilliant show that
Mr Wet Underpants himself
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mr Wet Underpants himself
We all know the answer to that
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We all know the answer to that
Yeah but Starmer will do the square root of fuck all as the country burns to the fucking ground.
September 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yeah but Starmer will do the square root of fuck all as the country burns to the fucking ground.
Nobody has a landline
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nobody has a landline
You’re talking about the well-heeled few. Most young people can barely pay their rent.
August 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You’re talking about the well-heeled few. Most young people can barely pay their rent.
But he can’t ditch the spurious capital letters
August 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
But he can’t ditch the spurious capital letters
Not a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets?
August 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Not a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets?
Sad thing is, some pathetic bastards do. Evil god bothering right wing fucktards and MAGAts for instance.
August 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Sad thing is, some pathetic bastards do. Evil god bothering right wing fucktards and MAGAts for instance.
That’s seriously fucked up
August 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
That’s seriously fucked up
Link no longer works
August 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Link no longer works
I don't trust the spineless fucker to defy his pro-Israel funders
July 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don't trust the spineless fucker to defy his pro-Israel funders
Look in the dictionary. There's a picture of Trump next to that word
July 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Look in the dictionary. There's a picture of Trump next to that word
Still supporting genocide though, eh?
July 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Still supporting genocide though, eh?
'Twas a great year
• Never Mind the Bollocks
• The Clash
• Damned Damned Damned
• Spiral Scratch
• Rattus Norvegicus
• My Aim Is True
• New Boots and Panties
• Pink Flag
• Never Mind the Bollocks
• The Clash
• Damned Damned Damned
• Spiral Scratch
• Rattus Norvegicus
• My Aim Is True
• New Boots and Panties
• Pink Flag
July 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
'Twas a great year
• Never Mind the Bollocks
• The Clash
• Damned Damned Damned
• Spiral Scratch
• Rattus Norvegicus
• My Aim Is True
• New Boots and Panties
• Pink Flag
• Never Mind the Bollocks
• The Clash
• Damned Damned Damned
• Spiral Scratch
• Rattus Norvegicus
• My Aim Is True
• New Boots and Panties
• Pink Flag
Starmer's a useless tool(maker's son). I've cancelled my LP membership
July 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Starmer's a useless tool(maker's son). I've cancelled my LP membership
No chance, sadly. Starmer is utterly ineffective.
July 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
No chance, sadly. Starmer is utterly ineffective.
We’ve all been there
July 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We’ve all been there
Americans are fucking warped
July 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Americans are fucking warped
He's barely literate
July 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
He's barely literate