Pete Wilson
cultofpete.bsky.social
Pete Wilson
@cultofpete.bsky.social
Current content: 30% deep and wise ruminations about life, 20% stupid original humour from the mind of a 12 year old boy, 15% random under caffeinated brain farts, 3.5% actual usable content, 10% trying to figure out why these numbers don't add up to 100
Super-Villains have origin stories as well...
August 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
or possibly a vampire story. There's a lot of blood drinking going on at church.
April 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I prefer, "Origin Story"
April 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I need to print out physical business cards with my 'Terms of Service' that I can hand out to anyone who feels the need to converse with me.
March 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
March 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
...if you're on the guest list, which fluctuates depending on my mood.
March 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Pro-tip: Give your dog a name similar to one of your children so you can claim their medical expenses. Oh, looks like little Jonny Durham needs more deworming meds.
March 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
instead of buying California outright, I'd suggest a short term lease before committing to ensure it's what you really want. Make sure you do an incoming inspection report that lists all the damage from previous tenants and agree in writing who pays for utilities and upkeep.
February 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
is this the 'real Ernst'?
January 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM