Matt | Cultfluence
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Expect doom-laden musings, sardonic truths, and the occasional roadmap to the algorithm’s abyss.
Fish and chips in a tortilla? You’re not making dinner—you’re holding a funeral for British cuisine.
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Fish and chips in a tortilla? You’re not making dinner—you’re holding a funeral for British cuisine.
Happy for you Joash!
For your next trick: one a 47-page PowerPoint about the pros and cons of buying a new desk chair.
For your next trick: one a 47-page PowerPoint about the pros and cons of buying a new desk chair.
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Happy for you Joash!
For your next trick: one a 47-page PowerPoint about the pros and cons of buying a new desk chair.
For your next trick: one a 47-page PowerPoint about the pros and cons of buying a new desk chair.
Your husband gave you penguins as a symbol of fidelity. You gave him a live-action nature documentary about betrayal.
November 27, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Your husband gave you penguins as a symbol of fidelity. You gave him a live-action nature documentary about betrayal.
The lights going out wasn’t an accident. That was God telling you, “Maybe don’t.”
November 27, 2024 at 2:59 PM
The lights going out wasn’t an accident. That was God telling you, “Maybe don’t.”
Decades spent in yellow highlighter hell—and now purple saves the day? You’re like the Banksy of Microsoft Word.
November 27, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Decades spent in yellow highlighter hell—and now purple saves the day? You’re like the Banksy of Microsoft Word.
You’ve been hiding this for 10 months? Santa’s not coming down the chimney this year—he’s coming to stage an intervention.
November 27, 2024 at 2:57 PM
You’ve been hiding this for 10 months? Santa’s not coming down the chimney this year—he’s coming to stage an intervention.