Cullen
cullen.bsky.social
Cullen
@cullen.bsky.social
Ohio.

Victorian Wabi-Sabi.
Replaced my cars crusty ass Windows embedded infotainment system with a CarPlay compatible one!

Few firmware hex edits later, and we’re in business
March 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Spiderman 2 is bad.

You’re telling me he fired up a fusion reactor on a busy street in Manhattan, with no protective barriers?

And then just casually and unnecessarily invents AI, robots, a BCI, and none of this is the main story. Then does spinal surgery with dust floating around for THIS
December 28, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Merry Christmas, Ed, from Cleveland’s Christmas tradition that feel strongly like a German fairytale intended to frighten children
December 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Ohio passes our special version of the Don’t Say Gay Bill. From @rooster.info
December 19, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Year 3 of “Cullen tries to learn CAD in December to make his mom a Christmas present”

Think we did it this time
December 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Cashews are bad and dumb.

Did you know that ONE SINGLE NUT grows on this giant apple that takes shit tons of water and tastes fowl so we throw away?

The economics of it also confuse me!

ONE POUND of CA grown cashews takes 1,700 GALLONS OF WATER and only costs $7?
December 7, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Love my cozy ass house during Christmas. Christmas tree next week
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Really can’t believe this isn’t @bencollins.bsky.social and crew
November 19, 2024 at 4:20 AM
New allergic reaction unlocked.

Thank you to the g of an ER doc who probably should’ve but didn’t make me stay for observation

3 hours apart
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 AM
I love my Instacart shopper
November 16, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Made a terrarium with my nephew :-) drove all over getting supplies.

Deal is if he can keep the plants alive for 3 months he can get a lizard
November 23, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Fun Sunday nerd stuff.

As you might be aware, years ago the USPS blue mailbox keys leaked.

A USPS maintenance worker was installing a new pilot smartphone unlock and invited me to take pictures.

As he pointed out, the batteries aren’t hot swappable and if they die, you’ll need an angle grinder
November 19, 2023 at 6:25 PM
My cousins new movie! So so proud of him and its message. It was such a cute wholesome movie aside from the stabbing
November 12, 2023 at 6:21 AM
Yayayay sooo proud of my cousin. Movie #2 that he wrote (and produced this one!) is out now!

It’s a Wonderful Knife! If you saw his first movie Freaky, make sure to see this one

Spoiler alert, as some of the reviews have so aptly noticed: “Everyone is gay…”
November 11, 2023 at 7:50 PM
We do love the Mom’s For Liberty and Proud Boys backed candidates performing like ass.

Just very curious why Lakewood is so behind the entire damn county and state in reporting
November 8, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Moms for liberty candidates in Lakewood Ohio
November 8, 2023 at 5:33 AM
I am just living for our Mom’s For Liberty and the two Proud Boys backed candidates getting creamed in my city
November 8, 2023 at 5:33 AM
My moms first dog/ her “own dog” turns 12 today
October 31, 2023 at 7:23 PM
My moms “first dog” that’s “her dog” turned 12 today and looks like a cartoon sherif
October 31, 2023 at 7:17 PM
I assume this is @swiftonsecurity.com and a few other people on this website
July 15, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I hate it over there
July 7, 2023 at 11:07 PM
@swiftonsecurity.com you did this didn’t you
July 7, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Lol and this is the type of stuff that gets elevated on Threads in that ooze of content they call a feed
July 6, 2023 at 12:04 AM
The best damn shelf I’ve ever made
July 5, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Saw this the other day lol
July 5, 2023 at 12:45 AM