Roy
@culinarygeekroy.bsky.social
Lover of food, #Marvel #DC #MST3K stuff.
Creator of one cooking video at Roy's Test Kitchen www.youtube.com/@roystestkitchen3801
Creator of one cooking video at Roy's Test Kitchen www.youtube.com/@roystestkitchen3801
The sign of a good homemade turkey stock:
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The sign of a good homemade turkey stock:
Spent a good portion of this week watching a lot of @mst3kofficial.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com while making a LOT of roasted turkey stock for Turkey Day! #MST3K #Thanksgiving
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Spent a good portion of this week watching a lot of @mst3kofficial.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com while making a LOT of roasted turkey stock for Turkey Day! #MST3K #Thanksgiving
#MST3K #TurkeyMonth continues... although I guess I'm kinda cheating by cooking beef/pork. I wanted to make beer chili while watching Mitchell.
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
#MST3K #TurkeyMonth continues... although I guess I'm kinda cheating by cooking beef/pork. I wanted to make beer chili while watching Mitchell.
Not one more slanderous word complaining about candy corn being the worst Halloween candy as long as these plankton piles exist.
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Not one more slanderous word complaining about candy corn being the worst Halloween candy as long as these plankton piles exist.
We're kicking off #MST3K #TurkeyMonth with some extra Halloween cheer, "The Mask"...in eye-popping Kingavision 3-D!
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
We're kicking off #MST3K #TurkeyMonth with some extra Halloween cheer, "The Mask"...in eye-popping Kingavision 3-D!
Happiest of birthdays to one of the best brains of #MST3K, @thisistimryder.com !
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Happiest of birthdays to one of the best brains of #MST3K, @thisistimryder.com !
Don't hassle this ice cream.
October 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Don't hassle this ice cream.
Me watching Cracker Barrel customers, who put me in emotional distress on a daily basis when I was a server there from 2000-2007, be in emotional distress over the logo change:
August 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me watching Cracker Barrel customers, who put me in emotional distress on a daily basis when I was a server there from 2000-2007, be in emotional distress over the logo change:
Coldplay to that CEO:
July 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Coldplay to that CEO:
One of the few remaining cool things about Facebook is when it reminds you of when you did cool things like getting to meet @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social. That picture also reminds me that I need to get back on whatever exercise routine I was on back then. #MST3K
July 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
One of the few remaining cool things about Facebook is when it reminds you of when you did cool things like getting to meet @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social. That picture also reminds me that I need to get back on whatever exercise routine I was on back then. #MST3K
"Master Blaster runs Bartertown!"
June 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Master Blaster runs Bartertown!"
🎶Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
June 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🎶Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
Can someone explain to me why finding out how long I have to wait between doses of cold medicine requires carefully peeling open three micro-thin pages on the side of the bottle glued together like it's a hidden message from my missing, archaeologist dad giving me clues to find Atlantis?
May 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can someone explain to me why finding out how long I have to wait between doses of cold medicine requires carefully peeling open three micro-thin pages on the side of the bottle glued together like it's a hidden message from my missing, archaeologist dad giving me clues to find Atlantis?
My girlfriend did NOT spend this much money booking me in business class for me to watch ads before my movie. I'm just trying to watch "Coneheads" and not think about the fact that I'm defying gravity and essentially trying to cheat death for the next three hours.
May 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My girlfriend did NOT spend this much money booking me in business class for me to watch ads before my movie. I'm just trying to watch "Coneheads" and not think about the fact that I'm defying gravity and essentially trying to cheat death for the next three hours.
Me after driving the smallest U-haul truck available for rent 2 miles from the rental place to my apartment:
May 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me after driving the smallest U-haul truck available for rent 2 miles from the rental place to my apartment:
"Seriously Phil, look at all of this fucking water on the floor! We have been to Earth and back TWICE, and in that time you couldn't figure out how to stop that air vent from leaking?"
May 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Seriously Phil, look at all of this fucking water on the floor! We have been to Earth and back TWICE, and in that time you couldn't figure out how to stop that air vent from leaking?"
"I'm going on air live to the Eternians, so try to get rid of some of that dark. Oh, and tell Larry to stop using ChatGPT to proofread my speeches before he loads them in the teleprompter. It's his ass if I go in front of the entire planet tonight and tell them I'm now Master Of The Unicycle."
May 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"I'm going on air live to the Eternians, so try to get rid of some of that dark. Oh, and tell Larry to stop using ChatGPT to proofread my speeches before he loads them in the teleprompter. It's his ass if I go in front of the entire planet tonight and tell them I'm now Master Of The Unicycle."
I was bartending when that stuff came out and AB reps were pushing this stuff HARD. I probably have a few more of these stashed somewhere from where they were giving them away.
May 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I was bartending when that stuff came out and AB reps were pushing this stuff HARD. I probably have a few more of these stashed somewhere from where they were giving them away.
My fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I'm going to assume this is a Doc Brown, Back To The Future 3 "your future hasn't been written yet" scenario and not a message from beyond to get my affairs in order.
May 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I'm going to assume this is a Doc Brown, Back To The Future 3 "your future hasn't been written yet" scenario and not a message from beyond to get my affairs in order.
- Stuff from that time I vowed to kill Spider-Man
April 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
- Stuff from that time I vowed to kill Spider-Man
8 years ago today, #MST3K: The Return debuted with "Reptilicus;" which is silly, but he really illustrates the great array of monsters all over the place.
April 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
8 years ago today, #MST3K: The Return debuted with "Reptilicus;" which is silly, but he really illustrates the great array of monsters all over the place.
Pandora must know I'm thinking about @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social right now.
April 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Pandora must know I'm thinking about @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social right now.
At least FB's still good for reminding you about good stuff. Man, I miss having these to look forward to on a somewhat regular basis. Alexa: play "Clown In The Sky." #mst3k
@tammygolden.bsky.social @funkybeck.bsky.social @thisistimryder.com
@tammygolden.bsky.social @funkybeck.bsky.social @thisistimryder.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
At least FB's still good for reminding you about good stuff. Man, I miss having these to look forward to on a somewhat regular basis. Alexa: play "Clown In The Sky." #mst3k
@tammygolden.bsky.social @funkybeck.bsky.social @thisistimryder.com
@tammygolden.bsky.social @funkybeck.bsky.social @thisistimryder.com
