Sometimes chronic anxiety and cPTSD looks like doing drunken vocal exercises while walking down the road to a karaoke bar cause you're afraid of choking and not hitting notes.
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Which is to say, hilarious; sometimes it looks hilarious. Objectively hilarious
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Which is to say, hilarious; sometimes it looks hilarious. Objectively hilarious
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sometimes chronic anxiety and cPTSD looks like doing drunken vocal exercises while walking down the road to a karaoke bar cause you're afraid of choking and not hitting notes.
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Which is to say, hilarious; sometimes it looks hilarious. Objectively hilarious
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Which is to say, hilarious; sometimes it looks hilarious. Objectively hilarious
We have reached the point where the dog is demanding and refusing to eat anything but freshly poached chicken breast. How did we get here
July 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
We have reached the point where the dog is demanding and refusing to eat anything but freshly poached chicken breast. How did we get here
Reposted by Rayne Reynard
Rest in peace, king 🤘🖤🦇
July 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rest in peace, king 🤘🖤🦇
Reposted by Rayne Reynard
Panic! At The Grocery Store
i accidentally took a photo while zooming and it looks exactly like what having a panic attack in the grocery store feels like
March 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Panic! At The Grocery Store
So in the last 24, Putin has snubbed Trump, and Iran has threatened to snuff him? What's next, Kim Jong Un calling to make fun of his hair? Can't believe people thought THIS was the guy that was gonna bring the world's bad actors in line
February 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
So in the last 24, Putin has snubbed Trump, and Iran has threatened to snuff him? What's next, Kim Jong Un calling to make fun of his hair? Can't believe people thought THIS was the guy that was gonna bring the world's bad actors in line
"Good morning human. I have pooped in my crate again, and I am sorry for that. Please give me food"
February 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"Good morning human. I have pooped in my crate again, and I am sorry for that. Please give me food"
Just so you know, if you see me with a black eye, IT WAS AN *ACCIDENT*
February 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just so you know, if you see me with a black eye, IT WAS AN *ACCIDENT*
Someone on reddit wrote "Luke thought it was a stupid idea but they did it anyway" sums up like 2/3 of the New Republic in the old EU, and man is that so goddamn true it hurts
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Someone on reddit wrote "Luke thought it was a stupid idea but they did it anyway" sums up like 2/3 of the New Republic in the old EU, and man is that so goddamn true it hurts
What if, and hear me out cause I know this is crazy, what if we DIDN'T put people in an offshore concentration camp at the site of one of our more recent national shames. Just skip right to the "being ashamed of ourselves" part. That's what I'd call "government efficiency"
January 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What if, and hear me out cause I know this is crazy, what if we DIDN'T put people in an offshore concentration camp at the site of one of our more recent national shames. Just skip right to the "being ashamed of ourselves" part. That's what I'd call "government efficiency"
America has a really unfortunate tendency to put people in camps, then realize that oh wait thats an atrocity and reorganize it as a "national shame".
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
America has a really unfortunate tendency to put people in camps, then realize that oh wait thats an atrocity and reorganize it as a "national shame".
Im well aware im a few years late with this take, but did Bad Batch really need to give us the origin story of the Rancor from Jabba's Palace?
January 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Im well aware im a few years late with this take, but did Bad Batch really need to give us the origin story of the Rancor from Jabba's Palace?
Yesterday I got to celebrate my big sister getting married! Congratulations Shannon and James!
January 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Yesterday I got to celebrate my big sister getting married! Congratulations Shannon and James!
Cupcakes are surprisingly expensive yall
October 13, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Cupcakes are surprisingly expensive yall
What the FUCK is choc/chip cheese and how is it a cupcake flavor
October 12, 2024 at 1:48 AM
What the FUCK is choc/chip cheese and how is it a cupcake flavor
This is like 80% my biggest thing I want when Im sick, and the thing I most feel bad asking for
April 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
This is like 80% my biggest thing I want when Im sick, and the thing I most feel bad asking for
Why do the people I work with/for keep acting surprised that I frequently dont get to take a break and eat until the end of the day? Im the only tech here supporting a couple hundred users, when ELSE am I gonna get to stop for a solid hour if not after everyone goes home?
March 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Why do the people I work with/for keep acting surprised that I frequently dont get to take a break and eat until the end of the day? Im the only tech here supporting a couple hundred users, when ELSE am I gonna get to stop for a solid hour if not after everyone goes home?
Man, if you feel like being *really* sad, I cant recommend "Exposed:The Ghost Train Fire" on Netflix highly enough
February 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Man, if you feel like being *really* sad, I cant recommend "Exposed:The Ghost Train Fire" on Netflix highly enough
Its always a nice feeling when you get notifications of a stock dropping in value and can go "haHA! Sold that one yesterday"
February 16, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Its always a nice feeling when you get notifications of a stock dropping in value and can go "haHA! Sold that one yesterday"
Watching Rally Racing is fun, cause in the back of my head im always thinking "man those spectators are damn near ON the track, they've got a lot of faith in those drivers"
January 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Watching Rally Racing is fun, cause in the back of my head im always thinking "man those spectators are damn near ON the track, they've got a lot of faith in those drivers"
The sleep deprived IT guy is a tired stereotype but hey, if the bootdrive fits....
January 17, 2024 at 2:41 PM
The sleep deprived IT guy is a tired stereotype but hey, if the bootdrive fits....
Happy New Year from NYFB!
January 1, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Happy New Year from NYFB!
You like Fellowship of the Rings for the epic adventure, I like it for the detailed breakdown of Bilbo's shady gift giving. We are not the same. But also not that different, we just like different things about the book ❤️
December 21, 2023 at 8:28 PM
You like Fellowship of the Rings for the epic adventure, I like it for the detailed breakdown of Bilbo's shady gift giving. We are not the same. But also not that different, we just like different things about the book ❤️
I really needed that extra sleep
My spouse, who just woke up: In order to feel high on Sprite, I need kisses and cuddles.
Me: did you just say in order to get high on sprite?
S: I did but now that you've said it out loud, it doesn't make sense.... *after listening to me laugh for 3 min*.... I think I should go back to sleep.
Me: did you just say in order to get high on sprite?
S: I did but now that you've said it out loud, it doesn't make sense.... *after listening to me laugh for 3 min*.... I think I should go back to sleep.
December 18, 2023 at 4:18 PM
I really needed that extra sleep