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David
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S’up
Rando spent the entire time I was in the sauna yapping about God bc some dude was going through with his ex-wife
March 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I must have the Mandate of Heaven, getting the bathroom right after it was just cleaned
March 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Day 1 no Miriam :(
a cartoon drawing of a man in a suit standing in front of a bulletin board with a graph on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a man in a suit tweaking
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March 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Must do cardio but oh so sleepy
March 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I cannot stand the men in this office and their ammonium sulfide piss just pissing all over the floor. GET IT IN THE TOILET
March 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Getting fart mogged in the office bathroom 😔🤢
March 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
51¢ for an egg? We’re so cooked
March 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Old guy at my gym behind me looks like thin Mitch McConnell 🚶🏽‍♂️
March 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM