Cuddle Whore
@cuddlewhore.bsky.social
Captain of the touchy feely cuddly squad.
Don't get too close, I'll hug you and love you and call you George.
Don't get too close, I'll hug you and love you and call you George.
My daughter still brings up how this movie traumatized her as a kid
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My daughter still brings up how this movie traumatized her as a kid
Outgoing Scorpio here...and I hand you the Baton
a man in a blue usa shirt is running on the track
ALT: a man in a blue usa shirt is running on the track
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December 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Outgoing Scorpio here...and I hand you the Baton
I looovve that sweater ❤️
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I looovve that sweater ❤️
I mean...same...And I'm no crybaby, I'm charming AF 😂
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I mean...same...And I'm no crybaby, I'm charming AF 😂
Animal Magnetism? You giving "the look with your eyes", dark humor? Being Flirty? Winking? I could buy any of that coming from you...
Or do you mean like...Buckley's cough syrup...It tastes awful, but it works.
Or do you mean like...Buckley's cough syrup...It tastes awful, but it works.
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Animal Magnetism? You giving "the look with your eyes", dark humor? Being Flirty? Winking? I could buy any of that coming from you...
Or do you mean like...Buckley's cough syrup...It tastes awful, but it works.
Or do you mean like...Buckley's cough syrup...It tastes awful, but it works.
But I'll bet if Santa squeezed his fat ass down that chimney last night, he'd have found one of the jolliest a$$holes this side of the nuthouse 😂
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
But I'll bet if Santa squeezed his fat ass down that chimney last night, he'd have found one of the jolliest a$$holes this side of the nuthouse 😂
That looks like the best night ever
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That looks like the best night ever
Hahaha, I didn't even tell you about where I used to live...
If I moved all the way to the West coast it would be more like 46F and above freezing, which I'd love but I can't afford it.
If I moved all the way to the West coast it would be more like 46F and above freezing, which I'd love but I can't afford it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hahaha, I didn't even tell you about where I used to live...
If I moved all the way to the West coast it would be more like 46F and above freezing, which I'd love but I can't afford it.
If I moved all the way to the West coast it would be more like 46F and above freezing, which I'd love but I can't afford it.
I'm generally over it the first time I have to shovel. Where I am it doesn't drop too much below freezing, so they salt the roads and the driving is ok. But I shoveled 3 times this week because of plows, fortunately it warmed up and is mostly melted. I want a warm destination Christmas holiday
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm generally over it the first time I have to shovel. Where I am it doesn't drop too much below freezing, so they salt the roads and the driving is ok. But I shoveled 3 times this week because of plows, fortunately it warmed up and is mostly melted. I want a warm destination Christmas holiday
So you don't want to trade houses for a month? This is literally my reality for the next 3 months
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So you don't want to trade houses for a month? This is literally my reality for the next 3 months
So glad she’s ok!
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
So glad she’s ok!
Thanks 😉. I'm just sick of (most) people lately. Not all people.
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thanks 😉. I'm just sick of (most) people lately. Not all people.
Lately so do I. I have to work at not letting the black clouds of doom settle over me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Lately so do I. I have to work at not letting the black clouds of doom settle over me.
I don't go crazy, I go sane 😂😉
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don't go crazy, I go sane 😂😉
This just makes me want to give you a hug
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This just makes me want to give you a hug
The triple threat 🔥
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The triple threat 🔥
I know 😔
It makes me so sad
It makes me so sad
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I know 😔
It makes me so sad
It makes me so sad