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@cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
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Garrett | 28 | he/him | I write fics and draw fanart | 🔞 minors/terfs/dni
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Realized I never uploaded this one here, whoopsies! Also I need to update the tags but the major character death is TEMPORARY!!!!! ❤️ Link below!

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan
Screenshot of the Summary of "Ceilings", one of my BingYuan fanfics. Summary is as follows Shen Qingqiu is not his name. Shen Qingqiu is the name belonging to the body he stole. The person possessing that body is nothing more than a fake, and it makes it impossible to believe that Luo Binghe could ever love him. Luo Binghe loves the act, not the actor. Shen Yuan could never have hoped to be happy living a lie forever. So, he decides to take his fate into his own hands and cut it short before the illusion can break apart around him. Ratings and warnings of the fanfic. Tags: Explicit, M/M, Binghe/Shen Yuan, suicide, angst, hurt no comfort, angst with a happy ending, recovery, anal sex, podfic welcome, major character death (temporary)
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Mothman Binghe wip
#Bingyuan
October 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Sweeney Todd AU
Yue Qingyuan, “Demon” Barber of Cang Qiong
#svsss #yueqingyuan
October 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
I guess I never posted this here but-

Aphrodite Pei Ming, as designed by @sinnbee.bsky.social ! Their design of him was so gorgeous I couldn't help but make fanart ❤️
Pei Ming, in the style of Hades Game, as the character Aphrodite. He is naked, erect, with legs spread and gold and green jewelry adorning his arms and chest. Strands of his pink hair coil off into heart shapes at the ends, and there are small white flowers and a green and gold hairpieces on either side of his head. He has a tattoo along his side in similar style to his facial tattoo. There are drips of cum on his face and chest
September 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Ok! Hastily thrown together sheet! Opening 3 comm slots!
Feel free to dm me if you’re interested, and we can go into further detail!!

Turnaround time for commissions depends on complexity and my availability outside of my regular working hours. Ideally between 1 week and 4 months!
Commission example sheet. Sketch: $80 Sketch with flats: $90 Basic shading: $ 100 Plus character: :40 Lined/flats: 140 Shading: $180 Plus background: $30 More examples, and further info Will do: NSFW Some dead dove content (ask first) Original characters Won’t do: Mechas/ complicated armor Scat Furries (I don’t know how to draw animals) Major gore Prices are subject to change depending on simplicity or complexity of the commission. All pieces will be posted when finished
September 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Cw: transmasc mpreg

Finally finished this commission for @aurealucretia.bsky.social !!! Thank you for helping me out!!! ☺️❤️ I hope you enjoy!

#bingqiu #mpreg
An image of transmasc Shen Qingqiu, pregnant, having sex with Luo Binghe. They’re on a bed with red sheets and curtains. They’re staring into each others’ eyes and Luo Binghe is holding up one of Shen Qingqiu’s legs with the same arm he’s using to feel the large baby bump
September 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
#SpiteJiu Day2: Bloodplay

Yue Qingyuan gets sex poisoned and then a little bit stabbed about it. It's ok tho it's all under professional medical supervision ❤️ Enjoy! Link below!
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
This lady came over and just started yelling at us??? We're just chillin on my patio, calm down Karen
July 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Alright folks who wears the jasties. I think YQY personally
A package of blue denim nipple pasties
April 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Help I want to draw but I have a kitty cuddling me 😭❤️
A grey cat with green eyes and white paws, curled up in a ball on a grey blanket
April 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
She's doing much better today!!!! Still sneezing pretty hard from time to time, but she's eating and being social! Sweet baby let me put her in the harness too :)
April 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Manicure while she's too eepy to stop me lmao
A gray cat, sleeping, with one paw extended to the camera. Her claws are covered by alternating pink and blue claw caps
April 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Boogie baby is hiding under my bed and resting after her horrible time getting shots. This is a picture from the other day but she says thanks everyone!!
April 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Wip Wednesday huh?
Don't mind if I share a lil progress 👀
Unfinished drawing of role swap Mo Ran and transmasc Chu Wanning. Both are naked and Chu Wanning is in Mo Ran's lap, back to chest. The picture is mostly waist-up with the exception of Chu Wanning's bent leg in the frame. Chu Wanning's eyes are crossed and rolling back, and his mouth is open. Mo Ran is looking at Chu Wanning and is smiling.
April 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Wip of Shizun Mo Ran railing his little A-Ning ❤️
Black and white sketch of age swap Mo Ran and transmasc Chu Wanning. Mo Ran's face is visible from over Chu Wanning's shoulder, and his smiling mouth is open like he's saying something. Chu Wanning is in his lap facing the viewer. His eyes are crossed and his mouth is open. There are tears on his face, and Mo Ran's hand is between his legs playing with his clit
March 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
I’m really tired and my head hurts but I need the world to see my vision. Qi Rong Envy. Two characters I have never drawn before and then immediately busted out the cuntiest thing of my life. Fullmetal Alchemist.

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

#tgcf #qirong
A lined sketch of Qi Rong in an outfit similar to Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist, consisting of a skin tight turtleneck crop top, cropped jacket with fur at the neckline, and combination shorts and skirt.There is an ouroboros tattoo on his shoulder, and he is smirking at the camera with his head tilted up. One leg is crossed over the other.
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
So, I've discovered there's a pretty simple and cost-effective way for transmascs to simulate jerking off the way a person with a penis might. All you have to do is get a suction tube, and a cheap soft stroker big enough to cover the suction tube. Here's some examples of what I mean.
A box of nipple sucker tubes with twist tops Three kinds of simple stroker toys of differing interior textures
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Was watching 30 Rock and they started to do yaoi on the screen so I paused it and took a pic anyway new blorbo redraw meme??? BingYuan making out, Lqg disgusted face, smiling guy Lmy, Meng Mo in the background, Yqy in the foreground doing his best to ignore it
January 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
#svsss #shenqingqiu #luobinghe
A redraw of the “Who killed Hannibal” meme, with Shen Qingqiu as Eric Andre and Luo Binghe as Hannibal Buress. Instead of bullets, Shen Qingqiu is shooting a “wifebeam” ray at Luo Binghe. Luo Binghe is blushing and smiling in the second picture, as Shen Qingqiu asks, “Who turned Luo Binghe gay?”
January 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
The first book Binghe buys himself after deciding to settle in with the underdressed twink in the other world
Picture of a book titled, "How To Live With A Huge Penis" with the tagline, "Advice, Meditations, And Wisdom For Men Who Have Too Much", featuring a 3-legged stick figure. The book is red with primarily gold text
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Idk if I’ll ever finish this Yue Qingyuan but I do think about it often… #svsss #yueqingyuan
Yue Qingyuan, from the thighs up, nude and tied in Shibari ropes. His hair is loose and has gray streaks. His arms are behind his back but not bound, held there by his own will. He’s smiling but his eyes are a little sad
December 2, 2024 at 5:02 AM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Yqy in this outfit. That's all
A mannequin torso of men's lingerie. The bottoms are a black thong with a mesh crotch pouch decorated with star patterns. The top is an X-shaped harness with an o-ring at the center and double rows of studs down each strap. A black spiked collar with a solid black chain is around the neck.
December 1, 2024 at 11:50 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Every time I see your cat I think "how did you get a picture of my son"
November 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social
Not the best pic ever but here he is!!
November 6, 2024 at 4:04 AM