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Mr.Cucoo
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*image of a cyborg anime girl in a cockpit with countless wires coming out of her* "mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights' you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It's not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it's about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure." -twitter user nyetalia reachartwork Jul 23 #dumping a full mag into a hostile at point blank is like putting a hitachi wand on max yeah sure ill permanently attach that addition to this image ohh if i was a horny mech pilot and you disabled my mech would you abuse me' no i would treat you as a prisoner according to the laws of war. i would not cut your sexy bodysuit off because it is a crime to strip a POW of their clothing and personal effects other than explicit combat equipment. i would not hurt you with my big boot & would instead render medical aid unto you. i would carry out political education to you and set you free as soon as possible according to the strategic and logistical situation what-zit-too-ya Sep 13 #this can be horny too if you play it right
August 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM