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Cubicle Smurf
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Gen X, Cat Lady, Child Free, Army Vet, Gender Fluid, Pro Choice, BLM, ACAB, Books & Food, Fight Fascism, I’ll be your feral auntie
White Sox fan - born & raised
-Your Silence is Compliance-
-Do Not Obey In Advance-
DM at your own risk fuckers
I remember literally being told NOT to obey illegal orders in the US army, multiple times. 🙄🤦‍♀️
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
What’s the brand name of the lippy?
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Why have I never thought of this before? It explains so much of my youth now…
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Just so you know I shared Sexy Walugi with a friend and I got scolded for sharing it with them. They’re going to inflict it on their other friends now. 😂😂😂
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yay, I’m so glad I got to contribute to these madness!
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sexy Walugi made me gasp out loud. That’s funny, but at the same time I did not need that in my life. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My dude, I was paraphrasing due to character limits.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What the fuck?! Dude, I had to have a security clearance for both of my mos’s in the army. In my first one, when I was in ait i literally saw people get reclassed to mos’s to ones like cook, because they couldn’t get a security clearance. Shit is a fucking joke now… 🙄😒
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ok that makes more sense lol. I’ve got arthritis in my wrist and I’m a bit clumsy though, the risk isn’t worth it for me.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I do like y’all beer horseradish, that’s good stuff. I managed to find it once down here in Publix, but it wasn’t as creamy as I’d have liked.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I don’t like how my fingers feel though. I respect those that aren’t bothered by it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
No, that’s too stabby and I’d definitely hurt myself doing that.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’d eat them, but feel mildly disappointed in myself afterwards.

I like using chopsticks, my fingers stay clean.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I couldn’t find it when I was stationed in upstate New York, can’t find it here in North Carolina. Maybe it’s Midwest thing?! Maybe know PA isn’t Midwest, but y’all are close enough.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I’d bring him some celery salt lol. That shit is hard to find outside of Chicago, and I’ve got to order it online.
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM