twitter: remember when you were on a social network that incentivized brutally dunking on the dumbest motherfucker on the whole internet, which itself incentivized BEING the dumbest motherfucker on the whole internet, we still have that, look at this idiot

mastodon: i made a pie

mastodon: rust, pixel art, pictures of people's food, newsbots

bluesky: literally just wall to wall cope memes, "join the conversation" (pass), pictures of cats

twitter: AI shitposts, dregs, a few people who I legitimately miss

twitter: a tweet you've already seen six times in the same timeline, complaining about people leaving twitter

this joke is too obvious for me to be the first one to have come up with it, but so long as I don't do a google search for it I'm in the clear, plagiarism-wise

If you kill someone, regardless of their age, you're a "murderer", if someone started campaigning for a different word for people who've murdered the very elderly because _they didn't have long to live anyways_ you would be right to question their motives