It’s fun to see a clear yard of snow, with no footprints. Makes you realize Jesus hasn’t been carrying shit.

In an effort to revitalize his image, Puffy is renaming his label “Good Boy Records”

Found at a local book shop.

Who y’all got in the upcoming Dust Bowl?

Are we sure Elon is autistic? Remember when he convinced California not to build a high speed rail? When has an autistic person ever been like “Trains? Nah, that’s lame dog.”

Columbus frands! I’ll be doing a spot at The Attic next week. Come on out, it’s a fun lineup! #columbus #standupcomedy

I know I only have a few contacts on here right now. But I gotta post something 🤷‍♂️

A long sleeve should be called a ‘sleeven’