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Novels (on Amazon):
— The American Archipelago
— After the Beautiful Things
— The American Archipelago
— After the Beautiful Things
There was a meeting where the guy who suggested Teddy for the 250th was fired.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
There was a meeting where the guy who suggested Teddy for the 250th was fired.
My kitty cat is in love with essays from @hcrichardson.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My kitty cat is in love with essays from @hcrichardson.bsky.social
She identifies as a dog. I do not judge.
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
She identifies as a dog. I do not judge.
How can a 12-week old kitty make me feel bad about having to get up and go to the bathroom?
Girl, I got a post-menopausal bladder that has had to process 2 liters of water today so I can hope to sleep tonight. Your only stress was getting just one Churu today.
Girl, I got a post-menopausal bladder that has had to process 2 liters of water today so I can hope to sleep tonight. Your only stress was getting just one Churu today.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How can a 12-week old kitty make me feel bad about having to get up and go to the bathroom?
Girl, I got a post-menopausal bladder that has had to process 2 liters of water today so I can hope to sleep tonight. Your only stress was getting just one Churu today.
Girl, I got a post-menopausal bladder that has had to process 2 liters of water today so I can hope to sleep tonight. Your only stress was getting just one Churu today.
Also, this happened earlier …
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Also, this happened earlier …
My iPhone is bunk.
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My iPhone is bunk.
when you click into post and see people already made the clever Kevin Bacon references you were thinking up.
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
when you click into post and see people already made the clever Kevin Bacon references you were thinking up.
No idea what that is. Chicagoans eat at the dawg.
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
No idea what that is. Chicagoans eat at the dawg.
The point is that Portage Park used to be filled Illinois Nazis.
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The point is that Portage Park used to be filled Illinois Nazis.
Northampton, MA
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Northampton, MA
Northampton, Massachusetts
October 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Northampton, Massachusetts
I raise you one kitty.
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I raise you one kitty.
Side 2 of my protest poster. I designed it and got it printed at my local copy shop.
October 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Side 2 of my protest poster. I designed it and got it printed at my local copy shop.
I got my printed at a copy shop because the process of making the amazing design was part of my protest.
October 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I got my printed at a copy shop because the process of making the amazing design was part of my protest.
My new kitty, Lulu.
7 weeks old. I am a foster until she is old enough to adopt.
She is a forest kitty so I am gonna have to make my apartment interesting enough for such a brave warrior.
7 weeks old. I am a foster until she is old enough to adopt.
She is a forest kitty so I am gonna have to make my apartment interesting enough for such a brave warrior.
October 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My new kitty, Lulu.
7 weeks old. I am a foster until she is old enough to adopt.
She is a forest kitty so I am gonna have to make my apartment interesting enough for such a brave warrior.
7 weeks old. I am a foster until she is old enough to adopt.
She is a forest kitty so I am gonna have to make my apartment interesting enough for such a brave warrior.
I feel like I got you beat, having to brush with Candida toothpaste in Switzerland.
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I feel like I got you beat, having to brush with Candida toothpaste in Switzerland.
My bookstore loved your list! Thanks again! Digging in right now.
October 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My bookstore loved your list! Thanks again! Digging in right now.