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Chris Torres
@ctorres1017.bsky.social
WGAw, NYBA,🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈
All crime, all the time.
Vilomah 🐾
It’s not his fucking house. And he just fucking tore down the entire East Wing.
My landlord calls on hellfire and brimstone when I suggest painting a wall.
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by Chris Torres
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
M: Obama care sucks!!!

C: Ok… so what’s your plan for healthcare?

M: …
M: … grumble concepts of a plan… grumble…
M: Obama care sucks!
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Don’t you hate it when you’re grooving out to the music pumping out of the car three lengths behind you and your turn signal is not keeping the beat?
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
BORICUA!!! 🇵🇷 🏈
#SuperBowlLX
a man wearing a white t-shirt that says togetherness on it
ALT: a man wearing a white t-shirt that says togetherness on it
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“He ignited the church on fire…”
What’s wrong with this sentence?
#vocabulary #petpeeve
September 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
House Reps: I hate this bill because it’s bad for my constituents and America.
Same House Rep: votes Yea.
July 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
🎶 And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're going through

Ch-ch-changes🎶
June 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The lunatics are in charge of the asylum.
June 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Advocating 101: Don’t accept your opponent’s premise. You set the parameters.
May 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Not remembering that you swore to uphold the Constitution? That was a little over 100 DAYS ago. Sounds like mental decline to me…
May 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It seems to me that Mr. Potter is now running the US economy.
April 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Um… Social Security is NOT an entitlement. Just look at your paycheck.
March 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Can you shut down the government if everyone’s already been fired? Is there even a government?
March 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Most of the screeners sent this year were digital.The only physical screener, an actual DVD, I received this awards season was Anora. Just sayin’… 🤔
March 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Kelly Clarkson’s wink was purrr-fect. And now I’m a for life! 😉
March 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stop quitting! And when you are ‘accidentally’ fired, demand double the salary to come back. Understand, they need you more than you need them. Do not comply in advance.
February 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bracing for the next Trump Pandemic. You know it’s coming. Stocking up on my Clorox injectables.
February 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m having Wood Snake phobia.🐍 #2025 #YearoftheSnake
January 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
2025 ain’t for the faint of heart…
January 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Now that TikTok is dead… I’ll need to find another way to get my Luigi photo fix.
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Not sure I can survive the next four years. Exhausted and it’s not even 1/19.
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I joined TikTok for BookTok and stayed for DanceTok, CatTok, GardeningTok and the occasional BreadTok. Please don’t take that away.
January 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by Chris Torres
We need to highlight Black people who have suffered loss during these LA fires. Please please share this "Displaced Black Families" document and donate if you can!!!!!

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Displaced Black Families GoFund Me Directory
docs.google.com
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Great. The sell off of America to the highest bidder begins 1/20/25. Grifters be grifting.
January 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM