Cthulhululemon
@cthulhululemon.bsky.social
Oh no. Rich New Yorkers might have to pay tax rates like the rest of us plebs.
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh no. Rich New Yorkers might have to pay tax rates like the rest of us plebs.
Genuinely surprised Subway wasn’t named as an accomplice
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Genuinely surprised Subway wasn’t named as an accomplice
What if *everyone* just walked around dressed in camo, with gaiters and tactical vests?
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What if *everyone* just walked around dressed in camo, with gaiters and tactical vests?
Choking back tears, “since that day I’ve been unable to add onions and mustard to any sandwich. I might never enjoy another sandwich again for the rest of my life.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Choking back tears, “since that day I’ve been unable to add onions and mustard to any sandwich. I might never enjoy another sandwich again for the rest of my life.”
She’s (and her family) are staunchly BJP supporters. They’re part of India’s fascist rightwing party.
As someone who’s half Indian American, I’m telling y’all not to feel bad for her.
As someone who’s half Indian American, I’m telling y’all not to feel bad for her.
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
She’s (and her family) are staunchly BJP supporters. They’re part of India’s fascist rightwing party.
As someone who’s half Indian American, I’m telling y’all not to feel bad for her.
As someone who’s half Indian American, I’m telling y’all not to feel bad for her.
I can’t be the only one who wants to apply to ICE to show up these losers.
Most Peloton workouts are more challenging than this.
Most Peloton workouts are more challenging than this.
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I can’t be the only one who wants to apply to ICE to show up these losers.
Most Peloton workouts are more challenging than this.
Most Peloton workouts are more challenging than this.
Just spitballin but maybe we peel off a few Bs from the Argentina payout?
October 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just spitballin but maybe we peel off a few Bs from the Argentina payout?
She could’ve ended the call by saying do the right thing if you ever want my vote again.
But people like this woman have proven they will still vote for Trump and his goons again and again given the choice. So there’s no incentive for Rs to actually make the lives of their constituents better.
But people like this woman have proven they will still vote for Trump and his goons again and again given the choice. So there’s no incentive for Rs to actually make the lives of their constituents better.
October 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
She could’ve ended the call by saying do the right thing if you ever want my vote again.
But people like this woman have proven they will still vote for Trump and his goons again and again given the choice. So there’s no incentive for Rs to actually make the lives of their constituents better.
But people like this woman have proven they will still vote for Trump and his goons again and again given the choice. So there’s no incentive for Rs to actually make the lives of their constituents better.
Fascism aside, this is objectively really fucking funny.
October 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Fascism aside, this is objectively really fucking funny.
Booing is Philly’s love language
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Booing is Philly’s love language
How are Dems so dense? No R is going to break with MAGA/WH. None of this happens without full buy in of the other 2 branches by all Rs. If you’re not in, you’re out.
Make a plan that doesn’t include waiting for a profile in courage from the Rs.
Make a plan that doesn’t include waiting for a profile in courage from the Rs.
September 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
How are Dems so dense? No R is going to break with MAGA/WH. None of this happens without full buy in of the other 2 branches by all Rs. If you’re not in, you’re out.
Make a plan that doesn’t include waiting for a profile in courage from the Rs.
Make a plan that doesn’t include waiting for a profile in courage from the Rs.
If MAGA can get this guy cancelled that would be honestly great. I hate seeing his show pushed after every episode of Last Week Tonight.
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If MAGA can get this guy cancelled that would be honestly great. I hate seeing his show pushed after every episode of Last Week Tonight.
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
The Right and most of America made that decision back when Sandy Hook happened. If 25 dead 5 year olds couldn’t move this country then absolutely nothing will.
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Right and most of America made that decision back when Sandy Hook happened. If 25 dead 5 year olds couldn’t move this country then absolutely nothing will.
How do we donate to sandwich guy’s legal fund?
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
How do we donate to sandwich guy’s legal fund?
Nothing to see here. SCOTUS said this is cool because president.
September 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nothing to see here. SCOTUS said this is cool because president.
This is so beyond pathetic because you could and should be saying “I will do everything in my power to make this country safer by starting the process to fire RKF Jr” and then fucking doing the thing.
Next time just say you don’t care. At least it would be authentic.
Next time just say you don’t care. At least it would be authentic.
August 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is so beyond pathetic because you could and should be saying “I will do everything in my power to make this country safer by starting the process to fire RKF Jr” and then fucking doing the thing.
Next time just say you don’t care. At least it would be authentic.
Next time just say you don’t care. At least it would be authentic.
It’s not a war if only one side is shooting.
August 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It’s not a war if only one side is shooting.
This is a recruiting video for the shittiest racist white dudes you know.
August 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is a recruiting video for the shittiest racist white dudes you know.
This is why y’all are going to fuck up the midterms too.
Instead of going “look at this loser lolz” which is all that happened in the 2024 election, you could say we’ll make sure all Americans have healthcare this loser can’t take away. The catch is y’all would actually have to do it.
Instead of going “look at this loser lolz” which is all that happened in the 2024 election, you could say we’ll make sure all Americans have healthcare this loser can’t take away. The catch is y’all would actually have to do it.
August 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is why y’all are going to fuck up the midterms too.
Instead of going “look at this loser lolz” which is all that happened in the 2024 election, you could say we’ll make sure all Americans have healthcare this loser can’t take away. The catch is y’all would actually have to do it.
Instead of going “look at this loser lolz” which is all that happened in the 2024 election, you could say we’ll make sure all Americans have healthcare this loser can’t take away. The catch is y’all would actually have to do it.
Chef’s kiss perfect. This is how to distract your conspiracy rotted MaGA base.
Yes, we don’t want to ruin any Dem billionaires lives. Please respect their privacy.
Yes, we don’t want to ruin any Dem billionaires lives. Please respect their privacy.
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Chef’s kiss perfect. This is how to distract your conspiracy rotted MaGA base.
Yes, we don’t want to ruin any Dem billionaires lives. Please respect their privacy.
Yes, we don’t want to ruin any Dem billionaires lives. Please respect their privacy.
Don’t forget to mention that in 2018 she chained herself to the Twitter hq doors and employees just used the door she wasn’t chained to, to get in and out of work while she yelled at them.
Cuz that’s the “unofficial adviser” to the president.
Cuz that’s the “unofficial adviser” to the president.
August 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Don’t forget to mention that in 2018 she chained herself to the Twitter hq doors and employees just used the door she wasn’t chained to, to get in and out of work while she yelled at them.
Cuz that’s the “unofficial adviser” to the president.
Cuz that’s the “unofficial adviser” to the president.
Oh no! Are you going to write a sternly worded memo about it?
That’ll show ‘em
That’ll show ‘em
August 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oh no! Are you going to write a sternly worded memo about it?
That’ll show ‘em
That’ll show ‘em
The funniest part is ICE having to get rid of the UPPER AGE LIMIT which is probably how this goober even got this job.
Nothing more scary than being chased by PawPaw.
Nothing more scary than being chased by PawPaw.
August 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The funniest part is ICE having to get rid of the UPPER AGE LIMIT which is probably how this goober even got this job.
Nothing more scary than being chased by PawPaw.
Nothing more scary than being chased by PawPaw.