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Cthulhu
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I’m a plush squid, living rent-free in the head of the oldest and baldest of my personal ape-things. Struggling under oppressive edicts like Poe’s Law.

On both the musk and zuck platforms as CthulhuKnows - I’m new here.
Now, now - that’s not quite right.

Elmo Twitler isn’t a Nazi. He just owns quite a lot of them.

It’s a subtle distinction, but an important one. He and the rest of the owner class are above such things - and behind them.
October 13, 2023 at 10:23 AM
That’s in the Doorman scene, from The Florida Play.
October 11, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Lufthansa removed Gremlin Service some time ago, citing hygiene costs as Gremlins are dry-clean only.
October 1, 2023 at 9:36 PM
I’m not a bot, but the oldest and baldest of my personal ape-things keeps threatening to replace me with a very small shell script.
October 1, 2023 at 9:28 AM