jiangshi schmancy
@cthulhucalamari.bsky.social
its vince he/him. midnightcthulhu.tumblr.com and all that
Do not ask of me to bet my bippy ever again.
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Do not ask of me to bet my bippy ever again.
i'll bet a lot of things, but NOT- (closes eyes, takes deep shuddering breath through nose) -not my sweet bippy. Never my sweet bippy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i'll bet a lot of things, but NOT- (closes eyes, takes deep shuddering breath through nose) -not my sweet bippy. Never my sweet bippy.
quit taking refuge with the nephews and come get crunk with an unc
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
quit taking refuge with the nephews and come get crunk with an unc
im one of those indigo baby star seeds except the 5th dimensional pleiadean angel that was supposed to be my soul actually died immediately after i was born and so instead of becoming the healing light worker savior i was meant to be im just astrally lugging this spirit corpse around and it smells
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
im one of those indigo baby star seeds except the 5th dimensional pleiadean angel that was supposed to be my soul actually died immediately after i was born and so instead of becoming the healing light worker savior i was meant to be im just astrally lugging this spirit corpse around and it smells
the worst part about the discourse having returned to "pascals wager except its about ai sentience" is that much like the usual pascals wager people will keep using that as an argument forever now. theres nothing to be done about it. you can't reason someone out of a belief based on faith and vibes
October 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the worst part about the discourse having returned to "pascals wager except its about ai sentience" is that much like the usual pascals wager people will keep using that as an argument forever now. theres nothing to be done about it. you can't reason someone out of a belief based on faith and vibes
listen i was never good at the spooky october nickname thing
October 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
listen i was never good at the spooky october nickname thing
she used it again, rj city please contact me re: royalties or maybe an executive producer credit
@rjcity.bsky.social THANK YOU DUDE HOLY SHIT THAT MADE MY DAY
@rjcity.bsky.social i don't know if you're still writing lines for toni but i'll give you this one for free: The Trollop You Can't Wallop
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
she used it again, rj city please contact me re: royalties or maybe an executive producer credit
(alright giacomo. here you are atta vhs store. is no big deal. just regular guy stan' inna line. no suspicious atalle. is no crime for normalle'guy to renta da porno. you almos' at da cashiere, and-)
"MAMMA MIA! IL CARDINALE RENTA DA PORNO"
You Faila Da Meesion
"MAMMA MIA! IL CARDINALE RENTA DA PORNO"
You Faila Da Meesion
new stealth game: you are a cardinal in the vatican. while in full regalia, you are to rent a pornographic vhs from the video store without being noticed
September 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
(alright giacomo. here you are atta vhs store. is no big deal. just regular guy stan' inna line. no suspicious atalle. is no crime for normalle'guy to renta da porno. you almos' at da cashiere, and-)
"MAMMA MIA! IL CARDINALE RENTA DA PORNO"
You Faila Da Meesion
"MAMMA MIA! IL CARDINALE RENTA DA PORNO"
You Faila Da Meesion
new stealth game: you are a cardinal in the vatican. while in full regalia, you are to rent a pornographic vhs from the video store without being noticed
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
new stealth game: you are a cardinal in the vatican. while in full regalia, you are to rent a pornographic vhs from the video store without being noticed
joseph smith delivered that slug
September 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
joseph smith delivered that slug
The Pastor Of Muppets
September 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Pastor Of Muppets
a somber new yorker feature on covid's devastating consequences for the apple bobbing community
August 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
a somber new yorker feature on covid's devastating consequences for the apple bobbing community
greatest funk of all time Boopies Collins
August 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
greatest funk of all time Boopies Collins
enough. put homie to the sword
August 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
enough. put homie to the sword
(cute girl saw me eating a pbj and goldfish crackers for dinner and im desperately trying to spin my 4th grader ass meal into something that will get me laid) nourishing my inner child just felt like the vibe today
August 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
(cute girl saw me eating a pbj and goldfish crackers for dinner and im desperately trying to spin my 4th grader ass meal into something that will get me laid) nourishing my inner child just felt like the vibe today
lmao wtffff dude must have been high as FUCK when he made this shit (pointing at thomas kinkade painting of a little cottage)
August 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
lmao wtffff dude must have been high as FUCK when he made this shit (pointing at thomas kinkade painting of a little cottage)
The Chortling Witch
August 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Chortling Witch
guardsman, out of breath: b...beings, milord! they approach from over yonder! beings from the sticks!
me: (narrows eyes, turns to my most eagle-eyed scout) beings... prithee, boy, how many
scout: they number six and ninety, milord, six and ninety to the man
me, through gritted teeth: it's them
me: (narrows eyes, turns to my most eagle-eyed scout) beings... prithee, boy, how many
scout: they number six and ninety, milord, six and ninety to the man
me, through gritted teeth: it's them
August 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
guardsman, out of breath: b...beings, milord! they approach from over yonder! beings from the sticks!
me: (narrows eyes, turns to my most eagle-eyed scout) beings... prithee, boy, how many
scout: they number six and ninety, milord, six and ninety to the man
me, through gritted teeth: it's them
me: (narrows eyes, turns to my most eagle-eyed scout) beings... prithee, boy, how many
scout: they number six and ninety, milord, six and ninety to the man
me, through gritted teeth: it's them
i could have gone pro but i blew out my skene's glands back in 06
August 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i could have gone pro but i blew out my skene's glands back in 06
Reposted by jiangshi schmancy
ngl my homie looking kinda buxom
August 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
ngl my homie looking kinda buxom
i've found uncles you people could scarcely dream of
August 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i've found uncles you people could scarcely dream of
yknow i fully get why kinks like pony play are a thing because if what it's based on will just drop sentences like this on you like it's nothing then yeah, people are gonna get their wires crossed
August 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
yknow i fully get why kinks like pony play are a thing because if what it's based on will just drop sentences like this on you like it's nothing then yeah, people are gonna get their wires crossed
thought to myself "capgras delusion kinda fell off" before remembering a significant percentage of americans believe politicians get secretly replaced by impostors and clones. the culture war will eventually subsume the entire dsm into itself
August 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
thought to myself "capgras delusion kinda fell off" before remembering a significant percentage of americans believe politicians get secretly replaced by impostors and clones. the culture war will eventually subsume the entire dsm into itself
lmaoooo hearken to this shit bro
August 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
lmaoooo hearken to this shit bro