Today I accomplished a dream. I’ve always wanted a US-made Les Paul, but the Heritage Guitars Company just makes a better product (no disrespect to Gibson). I can’t wait to plug this in and let it rip.

I think everybody needs to see Lyle Lovett and his Large Band at some point. Such an incredible night of music. 10/10, no notes.

I will boycott Chili’s until the end of time if they try to get rid of skillet queso

Seriously? Trump is hiring a 22 year old to lead counterterrorism? We are so well and truly fucked

Hello Mother Church. You are beautiful

It’s like I need to wake up every morning asking this

A “free speech absolutist” indeed

This new year already got me like

This is definitely on the wall

The road goes on forever, and the party never ends

Paging @mikefinger.bsky.social in the off chance he hasn’t seen this news yet

Time for the game. Also, fuck that Christofascist group known as He Gets Us, LLC.

Are you being serious, Dallas?