Chris Coyne
@ctcoyne.bsky.social
Copywriter. Music snob. Underqualified Community College Instructor. Encyclopedic knower of dumb stuff. Hopeful cynic.
Well, in their defense, most pro golfers ARE assholes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Well, in their defense, most pro golfers ARE assholes.
Why is it our responsibility? This is a bad take.
December 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why is it our responsibility? This is a bad take.
In this age, I choose to be optimistic. I'm sorry that I can't promise you that things will change, I just choose to hope they will. That's it. Otherwise, I would sink further into a doom spiral--and for as long as I can, I'll trying to avoid that.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
In this age, I choose to be optimistic. I'm sorry that I can't promise you that things will change, I just choose to hope they will. That's it. Otherwise, I would sink further into a doom spiral--and for as long as I can, I'll trying to avoid that.
He was uniquely terrible and soulless man. And the party is fracturing. Thune is too pragmatic and will not be able to hold them together like Mitch did.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
He was uniquely terrible and soulless man. And the party is fracturing. Thune is too pragmatic and will not be able to hold them together like Mitch did.
Mitch will be gone. Thune is a scumbag, but he has nowhere near the sheer force of evil that turtle man does/did.
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Mitch will be gone. Thune is a scumbag, but he has nowhere near the sheer force of evil that turtle man does/did.
I mean we got Trump because a black man made fun of him at a big shot dinner party, so it kinda fits their whole sad revenge narrative.
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I mean we got Trump because a black man made fun of him at a big shot dinner party, so it kinda fits their whole sad revenge narrative.
Have her killed? Probably.
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Have her killed? Probably.
Dominion, I think, but yeah.
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Dominion, I think, but yeah.
Why I'm Always Wrong--by Peggy Noonan
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Why I'm Always Wrong--by Peggy Noonan
I'm laughing out loud in a crowded restaurant waiting for food pickup!
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm laughing out loud in a crowded restaurant waiting for food pickup!
Dude. Just quit now. You're embarrassing yourself.
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Dude. Just quit now. You're embarrassing yourself.
You haven't been paying attention if you believe this.
August 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You haven't been paying attention if you believe this.
Trump tactic. Sometimes he changes numbers in the same sentence if he thinks the first number wasn't impressive enough. He does it. All. The. Time.
July 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trump tactic. Sometimes he changes numbers in the same sentence if he thinks the first number wasn't impressive enough. He does it. All. The. Time.
Especially when it's clearly written by Stephen Miller.
June 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Especially when it's clearly written by Stephen Miller.
Who? The cosplaying fat asshole pretending to be a Federal Agent?
June 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Who? The cosplaying fat asshole pretending to be a Federal Agent?
True. And Ringo was an integral part of The Beatles. If Mike Love had left The Beach Boys, no one would've noticed.
June 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
True. And Ringo was an integral part of The Beatles. If Mike Love had left The Beach Boys, no one would've noticed.
Look at his face at :25. Little baby got caught in a lie and called out and he's pouting. This is why he's got such a red ass for reporters that won't lap up his bullshit.
June 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Look at his face at :25. Little baby got caught in a lie and called out and he's pouting. This is why he's got such a red ass for reporters that won't lap up his bullshit.