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CTConqueror
@ctconqueror.bsky.social
Washed up speedrunner, distributor of drinks, ya boi, and alleged conqueror of Connecticut
I'll have to try to find my high school marching band picture at some point to post. Let's go trumpet bros
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Y'all are making me want to come up to Canada just for food with these posts.
September 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, OH YEAH
August 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Y'shtola to the tune of the Daytona USA theme send reply
August 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oh damn it's that hot up there too? Wild stuff.
June 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The story I always like to tell to non-internet people about this kind of thing was the time at SGDQ when we were all out at dinner and you were trying to distribute the stack of credit cards to everyone.
June 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
February 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
a man with a mustache is looking at the camera
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at the camera
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January 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I got linked this post and as one of the hosts of that room, I am so glad that after almost 8 years it is still talked about.

Here's a picture of the sign, btw.
January 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'm glad someone was brave enough to say this
January 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fun fact, I somehow outdid this message on actual Thanksgiving. I am an absolute glutton and American, which I realize is saying the same thing twice.
November 29, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Rays were made up by big graphics to sell more frames
November 19, 2024 at 8:01 PM