Table wrap? Like a proFEMsional newsroom with the channel logo on it.

I'm not saying I make such things at my job, oh no, definitely not >.>

Oho, the police are on my street!

Oho, the police are knocking at my door!

Oho, I'm jumping out the back window with Mr Quackers the duck I stole from the local farm!

I always used to think Benfleet in Essex was named after a fleet owned by a guy named Ben. Turns out it's old Nordic for 'tree river' because the river had a lot of trees in it.

We are historically crap at naming things.

Gota make a few segs to break a sonnet... or something.

This was actually my weekend, although I was forced to do it. Upstairs neighbour flooded my hallway so had to clear out all the water damaged stuff :(

*ninja's 500 for himself*

That's the sort of texturing games try to emulate. I say keep it.

No, the auction winner doesn't get a say.

I'ma like this post.

*Sees it's at 69 likes*

I'ma not like this post.

The cloud crossguard! I love it!

1st thought: Are those spikes?

2nd thought: Oh, right, it's a sabre, that's the back.

3rd thought: Back spikes?

I'm in an internet feud atm. It's nice to know I'm not the only one experiencing this nonsense.

Oh no, not this again.

You never told us what not to touch!

I was more surprised by how teeny you were, even in those boots.