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This is, of course, a known classic.
June 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Our first ever Dunning Kruger Award goes to Bill Mitchell.
June 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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When you have to put your results in the appendix because of Asiacrypt page limits
April 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Cardinals likely to become pope (shows mathematical cardinals)
April 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Parrot That Squawks 'Side-Channel Attack!' During Awkward Silences Appointed Department Chair
April 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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RSA,ECC,Lattice-based, messages on grid and tilting slightly
March 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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STOC 2025 Program Committee Extends Paper Deadline After Realizing Nobody's Submitted Anything Without 'Transformer' In The Title.
March 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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When you write a game-based proof (Neil de grasse tyson quote about armed conflict)
March 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Person A: "Who are you" Person B: "A cryptographic scheme you created. Person A (Adi Shamir): Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Columbia cryptographers discover novel steganography technique called "sarcasm".
Sarcasm: Novel information-theoretically secure steganography technique
March 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM