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conqueringsquid
@csquidlette.bsky.social
please don't put me in any starter packs. i'm not that interesting.

Just a little squid who likes dinosaurs, books, and RPGs. Learning Welsh. Never leaves the house. 🏳️‍🌈
I just started moderating the romantasy subreddit and I am already doubting the wisdom of that decision.
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
God. Can you imagine working on that and having to tell everyone you destroyed part of the White House forever?
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel this. Half the time I can’t get my characters to talk to each other without a fight and the other half they’re out doing things I never intended for them to do.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Metatextual Hellscape sounds like a great title for a spoken word album.
October 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I would have but I had to file for bankruptcy instead. 🤷🏻‍♀️
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Donald. Stupid touchscreen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My takeaway from this is that Donal Trump had his feelings hurt personally by a set of IKEA instructions at some point.

Either that or JD has been complaining about how hard it is to find an American made couch to love on.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Every time I see “dogrates” I read it like Socrates.
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Aww. My mom had to go to dentists who specialized in working with anxious patients and she’d have loved this. Good job, Annie.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ok, even my terrible gaydar would catch this one.
September 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Aww she’s a little old lady spider. I had a male that made it to just under two years and thought that was pretty impressive, but three is incredible!
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There’s no reason that this job needs to be in-person whatsoever to begin with other than some billionaire has a bug up his ass about remote work.

If you’re going to insist on it, though, you better be offering relo/housing assistance and 6 figures if you’re hitting up people who don’t live there.
September 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Also wish I could get the discounted audiobook like Amazon does with kindle books, but without having to go through Amazon/Audible.
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Really good stuff to mix in with red onions.
September 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM