I just started moderating the romantasy subreddit and I am already doubting the wisdom of that decision.

God. Can you imagine working on that and having to tell everyone you destroyed part of the White House forever?

I feel this. Half the time I can’t get my characters to talk to each other without a fight and the other half they’re out doing things I never intended for them to do.

Metatextual Hellscape sounds like a great title for a spoken word album.

I would have but I had to file for bankruptcy instead. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Donald. Stupid touchscreen.

My takeaway from this is that Donal Trump had his feelings hurt personally by a set of IKEA instructions at some point.

Either that or JD has been complaining about how hard it is to find an American made couch to love on.

Every time I see “dogrates” I read it like Socrates.

Aww. My mom had to go to dentists who specialized in working with anxious patients and she’d have loved this. Good job, Annie.

Ok, even my terrible gaydar would catch this one.

Aww she’s a little old lady spider. I had a male that made it to just under two years and thought that was pretty impressive, but three is incredible!

There’s no reason that this job needs to be in-person whatsoever to begin with other than some billionaire has a bug up his ass about remote work.

If you’re going to insist on it, though, you better be offering relo/housing assistance and 6 figures if you’re hitting up people who don’t live there.

Also wish I could get the discounted audiobook like Amazon does with kindle books, but without having to go through Amazon/Audible.

Really good stuff to mix in with red onions.