Chris Osborn
csosborn.bsky.social
Chris Osborn
@csosborn.bsky.social
I worry that he can write his writing faster than I can read his writing.
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Being the Wordle hosting site of record only goes so far. They should stay in their lane.
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's N.8 PM. Do you know where your children are?
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We here in Seattle also have a morally flexible organization with the initials SPD. Something in common! 👋
September 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Climate change does not mean more solar energy hitting the surface. If anything, it will mean less solar energy reaching the surface, when in our desperation we finally have to rely on solar radiation management.
August 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Great idea. There will be some who say "wait, you're describing a religion, and that's already been invented," but you are a disruptor and have no time for the naysayers. Try adding AI.
June 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I agreed.
June 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
They used "demise" as an intransitive verb, as in "the spacecraft demised." Ick.
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Only you can prevent socialism, but unfortunately this angry socialist bear took your gun and your dumb bandolier and he looks really angry and you’ve wet your pants.”
May 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yes.
May 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
And if not Andor’s son, then by similar logic he could be mom to the Ewoks.
May 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I suspect the thing they have that he’d covet most is the “Supreme Leader” title.
May 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Assuming the task was to design a single object that could serve as both bad screwdriver and bad drill bit, Phillips did an admirable job.
April 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Clean energy isn’t miserable enough to generate the grim scenery a show like Landman needs. A gritty drama about the insurance underwriter who worries about hail damage and all the solar installers suffering minor workplace injuries is something I’d totally watch, but I’m a weirdo.
April 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Pfft. We all know they don’t work in sand.
April 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It would be just like them to somehow bring manufacturing back despite it all and then make only left shoes.
April 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Unless the original were to somehow turn to stone, gorgon-style. That might be nice.
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Is the Pavlovian explanation sufficient here? These are people well trained to feel happy and vindicated when a TV infographic fills with red.
April 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sigh. Males.
April 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I just upgraded from a Model 3 to a Mach-E as well! It feels so solid and smooth and quiet compared to the rattletrap Tesla. And of course it’s much less likely to kill or imprison me at a Musk’s command, which I find comforting.
March 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“But what about her [entirely separate and unaccountable IT infrastructure that certainly includes] emails?”
March 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Nothing says efficiency like getting a “security engineer at two of Mr. Musk’s companies” to climb on the roof looking for somewhere to bolt an antenna.
March 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Great idea. If Teslas are more legally protected than many humans, then they’ll make for better-than-human-shields.
March 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
On the off chance we still have some tropical rain forest stubbornly hanging on in 2032, this might just finish the job.
February 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM